How Does He Eat Anyway?

It's the blog version of strip mining, i do it to extract as much Japhet as possible. And yeah I indeed am going ham so much so that it's almost terrifying.

funniest phenomenon is when someones digging through your blog clearly not following a Tag but instead a Search. how do u end up here

Almost any song from Aurastys.

He deserves a life safe from black on black violence.  The police are just a scapegoat for the BLM movement.

You deserve to live a life free from police violence. All Black Lives Matter

"what a shame."

I like to remind everybody how JC Denton is the master of one-liners and voice delivery. 

Reblog if you love Japhet (from OFF) or you hate zionists

This peice is absolutely splendid. I hope He likes it.

o' prince of the stars, o' master of herbs

watch over me as i tread through life and form my path

ave stolas!

fun fact! every species in this piece is native to where i live

plants: common harebell, wild geranium, winterberry

animals: northern cardinal, american robin

i posted

post-post commentary:

okay look it isn’t touhou so i don’t actually want any of you to read it but i DO want you guys to read this. like this tumblr post. i have a story as to why i chose to write home fanfiction and you do not need to know what home is to understand it

so if you’ve read a single of my recent posts, you’d know how obsessed i am with home. 2014 off fangame with a dead creator, that’s the one.

i randomly decided to check if it had any fanfiction on ao3 considering how niche it was.

it had three! they were as follows:

1) 250 words of awful writing describing three characters (two of which are brothers, all three of which are feral cats) engaging in a threesome

2) 25,000 words of… something spanish. i dunno.

3) 400 words of the judge (one of those cats also featured in that first work) raping the reader. also the reader is underage from what i can tell from the tags (look man i’m not reading it to find out) also written by same guy as #1

not great, right?

anyways it kind of bummed me out to see this but i took it as a GOLDEN opportunity. i could be the first man to ever write a good home fic. so i did!

i specifically wrote this because of a man who does not yet exist.

what do i mean by that?

maybe in a month, or in a year, or whatever amount of time, there’s gonna be a guy who gets just as obsessed with home as i was. absolute infatuation. they’re gonna play through the game, and love it. then they’ll check ao3 to see if home has any fanfiction.

i do not want this person to see the three things i did. i want there to be at least one nice little story for them to read, so they’re not disappointed like i was.

i want them to see the other three, but be happy there’s at least one good one out there. they’ll read mine and smile because it’s not weird incest pedo smut. because it’s PEAK.

i am doing it for that guy. that guy who doesn’t yet exist.

so i hope they like it

I'd honestly go with japhet.

Honestly,

Tag your gender presentation goal - OFF version

Sjws are like conspiracy theorists with a side of “I’m systemically oppressed.”

I've already read your fanfiction and it's like the only good home fanfic. I've been in an off obsession for a while now. The unfortanate thing is alot of the fanfics are pretty old, so it's nice to see something being made in the current year.

i posted

post-post commentary:

okay look it isn’t touhou so i don’t actually want any of you to read it but i DO want you guys to read this. like this tumblr post. i have a story as to why i chose to write home fanfiction and you do not need to know what home is to understand it

so if you’ve read a single of my recent posts, you’d know how obsessed i am with home. 2014 off fangame with a dead creator, that’s the one.

i randomly decided to check if it had any fanfiction on ao3 considering how niche it was.

it had three! they were as follows:

1) 250 words of awful writing describing three characters (two of which are brothers, all three of which are feral cats) engaging in a threesome

2) 25,000 words of… something spanish. i dunno.

3) 400 words of the judge (one of those cats also featured in that first work) raping the reader. also the reader is underage from what i can tell from the tags (look man i’m not reading it to find out) also written by same guy as #1

not great, right?

anyways it kind of bummed me out to see this but i took it as a GOLDEN opportunity. i could be the first man to ever write a good home fic. so i did!

i specifically wrote this because of a man who does not yet exist.

what do i mean by that?

maybe in a month, or in a year, or whatever amount of time, there’s gonna be a guy who gets just as obsessed with home as i was. absolute infatuation. they’re gonna play through the game, and love it. then they’ll check ao3 to see if home has any fanfiction.

i do not want this person to see the three things i did. i want there to be at least one nice little story for them to read, so they’re not disappointed like i was.

i want them to see the other three, but be happy there’s at least one good one out there. they’ll read mine and smile because it’s not weird incest pedo smut. because it’s PEAK.

i am doing it for that guy. that guy who doesn’t yet exist.

so i hope they like it