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by reubenmarkstewart

Concept

An LGBTQA+ dating app. Not like Grinder or anything like that but a legit dating app. One that lets you put your sexual, romantic, and gender identifications on your profile and let’s you search by your interests of those three categories. Say you are an asexual, panromantic, genderfluid individual searching for an asexual, open to any gender person. And you can just click on the orientation boxes for results and combination.

Additional concept, all of the orientations are listed Pokemon type style.

But just like an open place that gives you all of these searchable/ matchable options so that everyone has the opportunity to match with someone who is open and accepting of them and their orientations.

Idk if this has already been done and I just dont know about it yet, but it just sounded like a nice way to get to meet someone who I knew wouldn’t balk at me not being “typical”. Anyway just a concept….so yeah

Edit:

Safety features

When you get a date with someone you can put the address of the place and time of the date into the app and you can add/connect the profile of who you are going to meet up with . That way if something goes wrong the app has your last known address and who you were with. Bonus you can post a selfie to the safety feature so there is an accurate photo of you from the day of the date (better then just a friend giving a description of what they think they remember you were wearing).

Another feature - PALS. -Please. Always. Leave. Safely.-

It gives you the ability to send out different levels of S.O.S. that gets sent to nearby app users (maybe within 2 miles?) in the event the date is going wrong. Send out a “Help a Pal Out” (level 2 weirdo) when the date is going poorly and you need to “run into an old friend” as an excuse to leave. Or a “Psyc-oh” (level 5 weirdo) When you NEED to leave the date but don’t feel safe leaving alone and would like someone to come offer a distraction or helping hand so you can slip away. And the emergency level “The PALS Signal” (alerts nearby users that you need emergency help and also contacts the local police). You can add comments to the alert so that your PALS responders aren’t walking into a situation blind. When these alerts are sent out they purposely do not get sent to your date and you can add other people for it not to get sent to in the event that you are on a group date with your dates (possibly equally freaky) friends.

You can also turn on a location feature so that the app can have your location for the duration of the date (click on “Date Complete” to turn off the locator), but only the app company and authority have the right to view that information (never other users).

is this chris hemsworths job???

not to flex on anyone but i’ve never wanted to fuck a serial killer

I need a girlfriend

Someone be mine

Happy 4/20! Release everyone currently serving time for non-violent drug offenses!

someone: calls me love

me:

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