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I have so so so so many notes and I woke up my brother with how LOUDLY I screamed at I’m sure you can guess what point

but I just gotta say

Kayne backed by a full orchestra has to have been the hottest thing in this entire fucking podcast

Antoine: It's such a shame to have to eat the horses.

Arthur (sighing): Yes. When I said I wanted to put my mouth on John Wayne, this wasn't really what I had in mind.

Antoine: What?

John: What?

Arthur: What? Hm? Nothing.

Well, um...

what if there was a good things happen to arthur lester podcast called benevolent

YES YOU FUCKING CAN WHERE DO I SIGN

hi tumblr can i interest you in the jarthur/private eyes domestic life zine that im working on. i am only a bit of the way in but i’m havingso much fun

I CANNOT bring myself to feel the rage that I should because I am in LOVE with him and I can't TAKE it anymore

and you know what’s the most fucked up thing about all of this? kayne’s still my favorite character 😭😭

SON OF A BITCH

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Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

Fantastic gimme 14 of em right now

:)

I was so fucking floored when I realized that Harlan literally does EVERYTHING

Play by play from a year ago when I learned Malevolent’s not so hidden secret.

- listen to episode 7 of Malevolent “The Island”

- realize the french guy is played by Arthur Lester’s voice actor

- go to the wiki to look up Arthur’s voice actor

- wiki is suspiciously empty of voice actors for any character

- go to Malevolent’s official website

- gets pissed off that actors aren’t being properly credited as I can’t find the cast list

- read the description for the show

- …it’s the same guy doing all the voices, creating the music, and writing it

- have an existential crisis

I just got a notification from Pinterest that said 'mental illness for you' and it was just every fiction podcast I've ever listened to

The worst part is I can't even bring myself to hate him

DRAMATIC ASS MOTHERFUCKER

Well... that happened

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

inception is a decent movie but there's so much horror tragedy potential written into its premise and the implications of its worldbuilding and being able to see that and do nothing about it makes me feel deranged

CRISIS AVERTED! :D

LMAO????

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

...Good Lord.

i have nothing appropriate to say

Me when Malevolent

Oh that fandom? I like it a normal amount *shoves pinterest boards under bed* *shoves playlists in the closet* *shoves the dream I had about it last night into a bush* *closes youtube and tumblr and throws computer into a lake*

I- amen...?

The voice in your head telling you the dog-motif is overdone is wrong. Do not listen to it. Give them a muzzle. Give them a choker or a collar. Chain them to a fence. Give them sharp canines. Give them pavlovian responses. Give them puppy dog eyes. Put them in a cage. Give them themes of obedience, loyalty and love intertwined unhealthy. Give them attachment issues. Make them bite. Give them themes of taming, domestication and ferality. Give them actual, literal, rabies. Kick them while they're down. Microchip them. Scratch their hair behind their ear. Call them a good boy/good girl/etc. and watch them perk up in response. Put them in a shock collar. Give them a metaphorical treat to reward good behaviour. Make them beg for scrapes of affection.

The possibilities are endless.

Suffered lethal injuries and survived ✅

Fallen from ridiculous heights and survived ✅

Faced off creatures WAY MORE POWERFUL and somehow didn't die ✅

Lowkey crazy ✅

Dead kid ✅

Detective ✅

Insane but oddly cunty antagonist ✅

Definitely queer, but the writers neither confirm nor deny ✅

Arthur Lester = Batman

8am incest study

12pm cannibalism debate

12:30 tea break

1pm necrophilia discussion

3pm eroticism

6pm dinner + beer

Can he chill out with the "daddy"s and the "good boy"s already I'm going to fucking scream

What is his fucking problem

The Onion + Loki (42/?)

I love your cosplays, they're so CUNTY

"Yeah, our boss is just kinda shitty, I think he's probably normal and not the dedicated servant of an evil Eldritch Eye deity..."

Elias' mannerisms in my head:

Amen.

NO WAY HOLYSHIT NO WAYYYY

Mr. Alan Cumming is returning to reprice his role as Nightcrawler in Avengers Doomsday!!!!

🤯😭💙