I Haven’t Seen Anyone Make This One, So I Made It🥰

Jason: Dick is making us write a card for Bruce's birthday and it is not going well.

Damian: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?

Tim: He's forty, Damian

Damian: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty

Tim: No you can't write that

Tim: "Thank you for being a good father"?

Jason: Hmm we shouldn't lie

Tim: True

Damian: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters"

Jason: Has it though?

Damian: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"

Jason: That still sounds oddly threatening

Damian: "I hope you have a happy day and... many subsequent years"

Dick: Stop making it sound like he's dying!

canon? found dead in a dich far, far away

i bumped it with my x-wing

Au where luke is absolutely shite at cooking but redeemed!vader has not had proper food in two decades + has an artificial digestive system that can digest anything so vader thinks luke's cooking is absolutely jawdroppingly amazing. Luke gives vader raw chicken topped with beans.... and vader's so proud of his (not) talented son. The food reminds him of padme because she was bad at cooking too. Vader experiencing that ratatouille food critic flashback scene except its with padme and both foods are absolutely rancid

My collection so far

InfectionRE AU

Protect the baby!

(could have came out better but eh-)

And this too goes in it's own post, because pixel art is difficult.

Just sniper things 💥 (botched mission)

Bruce: *rolling giant penny into the Batcave w significant difficulty, precariously balancing his drink in his other hand*

Alfred: what do you have there Master Bruce

Bruce:

Bruce: a smoothie

3.06 — The Changeling

my only thoughts regarding twn

bonus: