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Tools of a Sea Witch

When one takes up the practice of the nameless art, one of the first things they seek out are working tools. Tools give a practitioner sense of solidity they may not otherwise gain upon their first few tentative steps, giving the individual things to touch and feel as they work their Ways. As they grow, these tools become sacred objects, and even spiritual companions along the practitioners way. Regardless of tradition, most who work the Ways hold a set of working materials very close to them, all of which aid them in their practice. And yet, just as no two fingerprints are the same, no two witches will use their tools in quite the same manner, even if they hold exactly the same tool set.

The many thousands of materials available to a practitioner is enough to make the process of finding and picking working tools very staggering. This is especially true when one comes to a practice such as sea-witchery, which has so little written about it. This can be both a blessing and a curse, as it forces the prospective practitioner to forge their own way. With that in mind, here are a few of the materials I employ when practicing the nameless art upon the seashore.

Staff- My staff is a stang, adorned with seashells and polished with boiled linseed oil. This is not, however, a requirement. The sea witch’s staff may be of any size or shape, and it should be noted that a staff of driftwood is exceedingly desired. Such things are not common in my locality, and when they do appear there is a 50/50 chance it won’t be usable. The sea water in which the wood soaks can either harden it, or make it incredibly weak. There is no way of knowing which it will be, which make such things very exciting to find. A sea witch may employ their staff when working with the weather or the winds, or when conjuring forth those spirits of the sea with which they work regularly. The staff may be used to delineate a circle upon the sand, in which the practitioner may hold special ceremonies or rituals in accordance with the moon and tides. It may also be used to draw specific symbols into the sand before a coming wave, allowing the ocean to take your intent and empower it. In many cultures, a staff is a symbol of power, and as such the staff may be used to command and subdue spirits which may become troublesome for the witch. The utmost care should be taken of the staff, for it is a tool of great importance. The spirit virtues within may also be of use when the sea witch chooses to leave their body and enter the Otherworld via the depths of the sea itself.

Knife- The knife of a sea witch is not a spectacular instrument of fine jewels and metal. In fact, the knife of a sea witch is generally a hardy and practical tool. The salt water and air of the environment in which the practitioner will use the knife almost always causes rust, even when the greatest care is taken to properly oil the blade. A sea-witch’s knife will serve them in physically cutting away seaweed from a rock, harvesting local herbs and plant-life, carving into objects, and s great manner of other physical tasks. The knife will also assist the practitioner in the spirit realm. It may be used in similar fashion to the tasks of the inland practitioner, such as the hallowing of a ritual fire, the sending of the will forth during acts of healing or cursing, and may be particularly well employed with the staff to work weather magic over an area.

Bucket- A practitioner by the seashore will make great use of a bucket rather frequently. Whether used to gather sand, water, or shells for workings, to help bring certain items out to the beach for rites, or to assist the witch in cleaning the beach itself, a bucket will prove a useful and highly versatile tool. With obvious ties to a cauldron, a bucket may be employed to act as the void in rites of consumption, or a place of birth during rites of growth and fecundity. It may even serve to hold the ritual fire, should it be one of metal. A word of caution though, in that metal clearly conducts heat VERY well. A trusted bucket will assist a seaside practitioner greatly, and its uses are many, limited only by the practitioner.

Shells- Perhaps the most obvious and available tool to the seaside witch, seashells are tools with uses as individual as the shell itself. The millions of different types of shells would be worthy of a large book, but some basics fall across the spectrum of shells. Cockle-type shells may be well employed in workings of protection and binding, as well as those associated with drawing a lover to oneself. Shells that shimmer and shine are similar in nature to mirrors, and as such may be used to return unfriendly spells, or may be combined with many other shells of the same nature and hung in the home as a tool of protection from unkind spirits who will become engrossed by the device. Shells with an inner chamber would be well suited to workings of secrecy by enclosing a secret within, and sealing the opening of the shell in some manner. Further, hollow shells can act as spirit houses for sea spirits. It is a delicate process, requiring the witch to fill the space of the shell with materials from the shoreline, as well as with sea-water to provide a proper home for a spirit of the same on land. One may also choose to employ the fragments of shells in witch-bottles for their defensive nature, or in spells where great strength is needed. Seashells may also be put to use in workings of healing, as seashells have a good history of being used to cure heartburn. The shells or claws of a crab, often found still attached to the dead creature, are of particular use in active defensive workings, where the crab’s combative nature will follow through and grab hold of any incoming magical workings, and tearing then it shreds rather than just bouncing them off and away. Crab claws may also be put to use alongside cockles in spells of life and attraction.

Bones- Bones found upon the beach are excellent for use in rites where a deep ancestral connection is required, or when the witch desires to align themselves with the ancient power of the ocean itself. As with seashells, individual uses are nearly as many as the types of bones out there. Pin-bones of fish, while tiny, may be used in the traditional way of any pricking or stabbing item of which lore, including witch-bottles, the piercing of apples or onions for love, the stabbing of puppets for revenge, and the like. Jawbones and teeth of sharks, which often show up on shorelines, are of great use in baneful workings, where the practitioner requires their victim to fall to great ruin and find themselves bitten by their own habits.

Rope and Netting- I’ve already made a post on rope and netting in magic, but it’s among the most commonly used items in a sea-witch’s tool box, so it’s necessary to bring it up again. Ropes and nets are incredibly versatile tools, one creating the other. The rope may be used by the practitioner in a number of ways, from the traditional wind-knot spell, the generic knot spell, the creation of a witch’s ladder, or even through the weaving of the rope onto a net. In weaving the net, the practitioner may tie in shells, bones, feathers, and other items associated with their will.

These are just a few examples of the tools available to a seaside practitioner, and these will not be the same for every practitioner. This was my tool set, and I am able to employ many of these items even when I am away from seaside practice. The Ways of a seaside witch are many, and greatly varied based on the locality of the practitioner themselves. This list isn’t even close to comprehensive, but it may just give someone, somewhere, a good starting point. As with all things, use common sense. Don’t go using your knife for bloodletting without cleaning and disinfecting it first. Don’t try to kill an animal to take its shell. Don’t go pulling seashells off the beach by the hundreds or thousands when you won’t use them, and don’t try to make the excuse that you will, because believe me when I say that I KNOW you won’t. Don’t get yourself into a situation you don’t know how to handle, such as climbing down into a rock pool at the flowing tide and finding yourself in trouble just because you saw a cool piece of driftwood. The greatest tool in a sea-witch’s arsenal is their own common sense, so don’t forget it.

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Animals in Sea Witchcraft

Hi everyone! I had a lot of questions about animals in sea witchcraft and what they represent so I thought I’d make a list <3  Because the sea is home to many animals and plants of different shapes, sizes, and species, animals in sea witchcraft is important and can make your craft more versatile. 

Before I list all the animals and what they can do for your craft, I want to talk about first how you can implicate characteristics of the animals. You can use the sound they make during rituals or spell casting to incorporate their characteristics or make your spell/ritual stronger. You can use a picture or statue of them to incorporate in rituals, or carry a statue or picture of the animal to give yourself their characteristics. You can put the picture or statue under your pillow (if the statue is small enough and you’re okay with it) to bring you dreams that pertain to their characteristics. 

Sea turtles These are very old creatures, so they carry with them the characteristic of wisdom and patience, and because of their shells, they also carry the characteristic of protection and strength. They can also represent home, and carrying home with you wherever you go- a characteristic of being rooted. In Hawaii, they represent good luck.  Uses: Use for good test scores or quality work, rooting for yourself or others, insight, and anxiety.

Dolphins Dolphins are very fun and intelligent creatures, carrying with them the characteristics of intelligence, charisma, playfulness, open-mindedness, helpfulness, community, love, and companionship. They are one of the more versatile of ocean animal totems, because they can represent so much. Depending on your intent for using the dolphin in your craft, the characteristic will come out into your work. Some other characteristics might also come out to help make your work even more versatile.  Uses: pretty much anything honestly. Mainly used for companionship, such as strengthening bonds that might be strained or broken. 

Manatees Manatees are an underrated animal in witchcraft. Manatees have the characteristics of relaxation, flexibility, open-mindedness, patience, and self acceptance. In our world today, we have no time to slow down and relax or take 5 minutes to reflect on ourselves. When stressed out or stuck in a tight situation, try incorporating the manatee’s energy into your work. The energy of manatees will slow you down and give you the relaxation and open-mindedness you need to reflect and will give you the self acceptance you need.  I highly suggest using this animal in your craft.  Uses: Stress relief for yourself or others, depression, anxiety

Whales There are many different kinds of whales, all with different characteristics. As I don’t what this post to be too long, I plan to go into all the different species in a different post, but for now I will share what characteristics are generally attributed to whales.  Whales carry the characteristics of power and creativity, as well as friendship/friendliness, and emotion / self discovery and awareness. Because of their size, their power shines through. The unique and individual songs whales sing represent their creativity. Whales represent friendship and friendliness, as well as some undertones of patience.  Whales can reach deep depths of the ocean, representing ourselves reaching deep into our minds and emotions and bring about self understanding, discovery, and awareness. The whale can help us understand our emotions and who we are.  Uses: Good for when you or someone you know feels weak or helpless, good for calming after someone or yourself has done something against you or someone else, as it helps to calm and understand.  Rays Rays are a popular creature at many aquariums and during many sea life tours. There are multiple species, like the string ray, manta ray, butterfly ray, etc.  Just like with the whales, I’ll probably go into them into another post but say the general characteristics.  Rays represent fluidity, grace, flexibility, protection, and camouflage/blending in. Rays move with grace, carrying a go-with-the-flow and fluidity and flexibility characteristic. Because they are called “the birds of the sea,” they also carry a characteristic of freedom and flight. Use rays in your work when you want to let go of something that might be causing you stress and bring your mind to a place of go-with-the-flow, as well as getting out of the situation gracefully and protected. Rays also help with blending in to surroundings, and can be helpful especially helpful for people with anxiety.   Uses: Anxiety, procrastination, stress

Jellyfish Jellyfish are known for being dangerous because of their stingers, but they can teach us important lessons. Jellyfish carry the characteristics of harmony, balance, responsibility, and learning from our mistakes. They can also represent self love. Jellyfish represent harmony and balance, being in harmony with the environment around them and being balanced. They represent being cautious and being responsible, looking around for danger before stepping into the water. When we dive in head first into something we haven’t taken the time to reflect on, we can get stung, so jellyfish represent learning from our mistakes. They can also have an undertone of self love, as once put in danger or feeling threatened, the jellyfish will attack and won’t put up with someone walking on them. 

Uses: Use during divination or prayer before making a big decision, or use the jellyfish for reflection after a mistake you made to help you learn from it and get out of the mistake a changed person.  Otter Otters are incredibly friendly and cute animals, and are a famous attraction at zoos. Otters are more of the smaller marine creatures, and can represent being one fish in a whole ocean full of them. Otters carry the characteristics of usefulness, wit, curiosity, freedom, and relaxation or “wind down time.” Otters are easy going and can help after a stressful day of work or school, or just a stressful day in general. They are extremely witty and can use the resources around them, such as when they use rocks to open shells for food. They represent freedom in that they are happy where they are, and happy as an individual, like being a small part of a huge ocean.  Uses: Use the otter when someone you know or yourself has had a stressful day,week, month, year, etc. Use the otter to become more witty and see solutions in the area around you, even when there seems like there is no solution.  Seal Seals are another popular sea creature, and represent open-mindedness in seeing two sides of a story and seeing different view points. They represent difficulties that will come to you and the balance to fight against or go with the difficulties. Seals can see above and below water, two entirely different worlds, so the seal can help you see two entirely different worlds of the same story, or can help someone you know to understand. The two ways of seeing the world also represent two paths that you can take- you can either fight against difficulties that come your way, or just swim along with them and let them pass. If you are having difficulties balancing your life, maybe balancing personal and professional life, the seal can help with this too.  Uses: Use the seal whenever there are 2 options and you don’t know which one to take, or use it when you want further understanding.  Orca / Killer Whale The orca is part of the dolphin family, unlike what the name suggests. Orcas carry the characteristics of understanding, peace, intelligence, community, and quick learning. Orcas are intelligent and are quick learners and can easily learn new tricks, whether these be taught or something they learn themselves. They bring about peace and understanding, as often times people misunderstand orcas. If you feel misunderstood, use the orca. Orcas travel in pods and create their own distinct “language” within their pods, so they can not only represent community and relationships, but also the orca has a meaning of understanding one’s language and using one’s words.  Uses: Expressing yourself, especially in the case that someone has misunderstood you and/or your relationship with someone is deteriorating or is broken. Also can be used during studying or reading to learn things quickly and absorb knowledge.  Seahorse The seahorse is a popular animal in many aquariums. Seahorses represent uniqueness, love, good luck, rooting/anchoring, and determination. Because of the uniqueness in not only their appearance but also in the way they procreate, seahorses represent uniqueness and can bring out the uniqueness in you. They are monogamous, and sea horse couples rely on each other, which represents the love the seahorses bring about. They are a symbol of good luck. They anchor themselves to plants like grasses and can be helpful with rooting/anchoring. Because these little creatures have small fins, they can easily tire and die from exhaustion, but they keep going, representing determination and endurance.  Uses: Use seahorses before working to root yourself and anchor yourself. Use them during spells or other work that takes a long time and determination to accomplish, such as energy or spirit work. You can also use the seahorse to strengthen relationships, especially love.  Shark The shark has the characteristics of protection, power, awareness/alertness, understanding, and determination. Sharks are territorial creatures, feeling threatened when something is in its territory and always ready to strike back if something gets too close. They protect their territory, and they have immense power. They are always aware and alert of their surroundings, and are constantly moving forward, representing determination. Like the orca, sharks are often misunderstood, so they carry the same meaning as the orcas.  Uses: Use the shark when you feel threatened and want to be more aware and alert and want protection from whatever is making you feel threatened. Use the shark when you want power and determination. The shark is especially good for people with anxiety, and are good for people who are or want to be head strong and confident.  Starfish The starfish, or sea star, is a very common attribute of the sea. When we sea pictures of the beach or sea, we will generally sea sea shells or star fish. These beautiful creatures carry the characteristics of aliases and blending in, disguise, balance and harmony, wishes, and flexibility. Sea stars can be called many different names, and hence represent aliases and disguise. This can also translate into them blending in, as well as how they blend in with their surroundings. They can see black, white, and gray, and represent a balance and harmony, like yin-yang. There will always be a little black in the white and there will always be a little white in the black, and nothing is set in stone or perfectly outlined. Because of their star shape, they represent wishes and prayer, and can be helpful during these actions. 

Uses: Use the starfish for making decisions and during prayer or when making wishes. This can also be in spell casting or potion making to heighten the potency of the spell/potion. Use the starfish for blending in and going by unnoticed. 

That will be all for now, but if there are any animals you want to know the attributes of or want to know what attributes go to a certain animal, please message me and I’d be happy to help!  Overall you can use these animals in any way, whether you use their energy for spirit work, energy work, potion making, spell casting, rituals, worship, prayers, divination, dreaming, etc. Keep in mind that you need to have an intent that you want the animal to bring out, and be open minded to having other effects resulting from the use of the animal as well.  The sea represents harmony, balance, self love, self acceptance, self discovery, self awareness, emotion, power, beauty, and so much more, so the use of pretty much any sea animal will also carry the attributes of the sea. It mainly depends on your intent for using the animal.  I hope this helps with your craft and hopefully it helps all of you every day, whether you have a good or bad day.  Thanks for reading!

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