buyinbulk
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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport
i love the
A: "arent you forgetting something??"
B: [hesitantly gives A a forehead kiss in a confused manner]
A: "your fucking [thing]!"
you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'
if i were a rat people would love me so much
my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations
alllrighty, mb sleep deprived or mb adhd acting up
id be a muppet of a man
AI can scrape my blog all it wants to
because i'm going to stick random words into my posts goldfish to confuse it.
i chicken cat kangaroo salmon hate generative AI, broadly speaking. AI makes me want to live alone in the woods with my Celsius Fahrenheit cats like my ancestors probably did.
Banana.
Also, I will be telling lies. Did you know fish can get jobs. Some of them are lawyers.
The computer system ate our IT guy. Can't have shit in London.
your honor, i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed tonight?
imm gonna do it this time. im going to rip my skin off
Destroying the magnetic tapes is likely nefarious & not stupid but you do see people go "it runs on technology from 30 years ago!" all the time without ever asking if there's, like, a reason. An industry using computers that are eight years old is in "maybe they're too cheap to upgrade" territory. An industry universally using computers from the 1980s is in "oh they know what they're doing" territory
"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.
i have two ways of processing information-- the first is thinking about how it tastes, the second is a game of associations
i was reading 'The Black Cat' by Edgar Allen Poe aloud for my friend today and discovered why s1 jonathan sims immediately gets into it. its so much fun to read horror as if you are the character experiencing the horrors.
mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
i know the last thing ive done is reblog a horse plush but im not still dying i just havent had an original thought lately
and what if i didnt have the sniffles
i wanna see the time loop part where they're still working out how to get it just right
*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha
Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between
"bizzare" "unique" you cant just call me 50 ways to autistic and leave it (°ㅂ°╬)
they let you do that for money now
why do we stop wrestling with our friends as we get older. i literally need to wrestle full force with somebody right now that’s so fun why is that not normal when you’re like over 8 years old
are you, perchance, telling me my mental illnesses are handicapping me in a society that refuses to recognize them? noooooooo what no wayyyy
how do people get questions i want questions