bonniperinktrance
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this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times
I heard that Muslims are ENCOURAGED to ask questions because it strengthens their faith or is a sign of faith?
Puki I wanna know how you feel about Christianity
Gee, u really wanna know? Should I get deep?? Mind u I'm not a theologist or philosopher, so if I sound stupid to those more versed in this shit, feel free to tell me WHY. Anyway here's my view:
I've been a self-proclaimed atheist since my early teens. Of course, as a 13 year old, I held too much confidence in my beliefs; it's likely any learned theist at the time would've absolutely obliterated my arguments on the subject. I felt an underserved sense of intellectual superiority for quite some time, reinforced by the thought that belief only worked given proof, which ignored the inherently nebulous nature of such a thing. So, that was me back then! Now, I believe things a bit differently: in an argument derived from logic, I haven't been convinced ... and tbh, spiritualism is simply not useful to me - but philosophy is!
Not to play too heavily into Christian apologetics, but since a lot of philosophy IS the interplay between science and theology, Christianity has a big influence in the field. In searching through this nebulous field, we can help define the structure for our beliefs - religious or otherwise. It's the grounding-element for all human belief, which is pretty important. Even if it's not empirical, it's a lot more functional than theology all on its own - and that's something that someone who wants tangible arguments for God can get behind! There exists God in this field, whether science wishes for it to or not, and vice versa. So, though I don't believe outright in a God, I am not ignorant to the forces it holds in this field, and am flexible in its terms for the sake of exploration in this field.
I have respect for clever Christians. Emphasis on clever. The problem I have with theism is its self-assuredness: it CAN be one of the strongest reinforcements for one's belief, but it can also be used as a crutch, justifying a lazily-thought-out version of that same belief; or occasionally, a more dangerous variant. In Christian Nationalism, there lacks a healthy consideration as to 'why' someone believes what they believe. Scarier still, certain people conflate 'why' to sacrilege - instead of simply seeing it as a means to empower their faith through healthy scrutiny. God never granted us free will to flee from such questions. Clearly, these people are not self-assured in the proper-sense, instead choosing to live in willful-ignorance, fighting in crazed-belligerence towards those who disagree.
A learned Christian can comfortably ask themselves 'why' and end the exercise feeling more confident in their beliefs, whilst applying it compatibly to our modern society. I never have issues with these Christians and even think they're pretty awesome!
So that's the issue, a good Christian can mean two things: someone who's well-versed and educated in their beliefs - and someone who blindly obeys the words of a commercialized megachurch pastor, ad-libbing the Bible to fit their skewed agenda - the latter is DANGEROUS.
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Puki I wanna know how you feel about Christianity
Gee, u really wanna know? Should I get deep?? Mind u I'm not a theologist or philosopher, so if I sound stupid to those more versed in this shit, feel free to tell me WHY. Anyway here's my view:
I've been a self-proclaimed atheist since my early teens. Of course, as a 13 year old, I held too much confidence in my beliefs; it's likely any learned theist at the time would've absolutely obliterated my arguments on the subject. I felt an underserved sense of intellectual superiority for quite some time, reinforced by the thought that belief only worked given proof, which ignored the inherently nebulous nature of such a thing. So, that was me back then! Now, I believe things a bit differently: in an argument derived from logic, I haven't been convinced ... and tbh, spiritualism is simply not useful to me - but philosophy is!
Not to play too heavily into Christian apologetics, but since a lot of philosophy IS the interplay between science and theology, Christianity has a big influence in the field. In searching through this nebulous field, we can help define the structure for our beliefs - religious or otherwise. It's the grounding-element for all human belief, which is pretty important. Even if it's not empirical, it's a lot more functional than theology all on its own - and that's something that someone who wants tangible arguments for God can get behind! There exists God in this field, whether science wishes for it to or not, and vice versa. So, though I don't believe outright in a God, I am not ignorant to the forces it holds in this field, and am flexible in its terms for the sake of exploration in this field.
I have respect for clever Christians. Emphasis on clever. The problem I have with theism is its self-assuredness: it CAN be one of the strongest reinforcements for one's belief, but it can also be used as a crutch, justifying a lazily-thought-out version of that same belief; or occasionally, a more dangerous variant. In Christian Nationalism, there lacks a healthy consideration as to 'why' someone believes what they believe. Scarier still, certain people conflate 'why' to sacrilege - instead of simply seeing it as a means to empower their faith through healthy scrutiny. God never granted us free will to flee from such questions. Clearly, these people are not self-assured in the proper-sense, instead choosing to live in willful-ignorance, fighting in crazed-belligerence towards those who disagree.
A learned Christian can comfortably ask themselves 'why' and end the exercise feeling more confident in their beliefs, whilst applying it compatibly to our modern society. I never have issues with these Christians and even think they're pretty awesome!
So that's the issue, a good Christian can mean two things: someone who's well-versed and educated in their beliefs - and someone who blindly obeys the words of a commercialized megachurch pastor, ad-libbing the Bible to fit their skewed agenda - the latter is DANGEROUS.
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hi, you liked my post about roleplaying but i can't message you so i'm just asking here if you are still interested
Probably!
…..but I don’t know who you are? Message me so I remember please :)
It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.
What patriarchy does to masculinity and femininity is the equivalent of what humanity did to those dogs with the faces so flat they can't breathe: it contorts them both over long periods of time to fit a standard it invented while causing indescribable amounts of pain and suffering.
By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!
It’s uncanny how similar Trump is acting like Hitler. People are now doing the Nazi salute. They’re drawing the symbol. The KKK was seen in Kentucky asking people to join them. ICE has been ripping families apart. Companies have pulled back Diversity Initiatives. We’re no longer part of WHO and there won’t be any communication from the CDC at least until February 1st. We’re being censored and the news can’t be trusted. Thousands of Americans didn’t know there were protests against Trump yesterday outside the U.S. Quotes from The Handmaid’s Tale and Anne Frank have been compared to what’s going on right now.
According to The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Studies and Prevention the U.S. has officially been given a red flag alert for Genocide.
I’m exhausted but I will never stop being angry.
I feel like Soap's the kinda guy to look like a sad puppy when he's angry. Like, he's thinking "I fucking hate you," But he looks like he wants head pats and cuddles. Idk Soap brainworms 🧼
- Timothy Snyder. The first and perhaps most important lesson from On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons for the Twentieth Century (2017)
Snyder's new book, On Freedom, was published in 2024.
……never thought I’d be lucky (or…unlucky) enough to witness the rise of an empire like this within my lifetime.
I hope to be lucky enough to witness its fall within the lifetime as well.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
just as a general reminder
learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable
When Johnny Comes Back pt13
I'd like to mention some of these 'titles' were from AO3 and I'm sorry for how some of these sound. I know a lot of these were truly bonkers and some were character-specific. Y'all better like them they're legit funny at times AND have plausible deniability. Also, just like...2 hours after posting part 12, I REACHED 100 REBLOGS!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sorry it took so long! I guess I hit a writer's block.
tags: @supermegabitchboyexceptimagirl, and @beelzebee
part1, part12
“Poison Breaker. Affirmative Sir. Operation: Deep Infiltration. Whispers of the Damned.”
Huh…those sound familiar?
“Undercover assets. Trapper Keeper. The Art of Subtlety. Hotline.”
Those….are just titles of sites you’ve visited? You think. You don’t memorize the hundreds of sites you visit.
“Tactical Submission. All That’s Said In Low Light. The Captain’s Private Orders. All the Sins You Never Had the Courage to Commit. Silent Weapons, Soft Target. To Drive a Man to Madness. Covert Rendezvous.”
Soap looks confused, which isn’t a good look right now. ‘What’s all this?’ He seems to say as he looks at you. You look confused as well.
You Don't remember this as being a part of your research.
This Wasn't Part Of Your Research.
“Sir Yes Sir. Directive 69: Breach & Enter. Man In Uniform. Under the Hood: Sensitive Material. Bravo Six: Going Dark. Decompression Protocol. Advanced Recon: Close Quarters. Mask-On Compliance. Command Authority: At Ease.”
Johnny looked even more confused. That’s…a lot more than you showed him. You didn’t tell him about any of this and by the sounds of it it seems important.
“Low-Profile Insertion. Kylassified BBC. Private Briefing: The Captain’s Touch. The Alpha Lieutenant. Engagement Protocol.”
Wait. Alpha Lieutenant? that sounds so familiar to you.
“Explosive Affairs. Now You See ‘em, Now You Don’t. Help Me Out (Get Me Off).”
“Hen what’s this?” Soap whispers sharply to you.
“Someone to Bleed. Silent Takeover. Behind Enemy Lines (Barracks Edition). Black Ops Ships.”
Ships?
Ships??
SHIPSSS??
SHIIIIIIPPSSSS??!!
No
no please god no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“Modern Warfare Collection. C4 & Chill. Op Order: Stand to Attention.”
Soap looked worried at your panicked look.
'What are you hiding?'
“Slow Burn Deployment. Headcannon: Operator Edition. Cold War AU. Warzone AU. Infinite Warfare AU. Ship Week Prompts.”
“This isn’t what it looks like” you whisper back but it’s not very convincing when the words Cold War, Warzone and Warfare is coming out of Ross’ mouth
“Modern Warfare Drabbles. Modern Warfare Oneshots. Multi chapter AU Missions. Modern Warfare PWP. Kinktober: Advanced Warfare Edition. Fix-it-Fic: After Action Report.”
He’s literally reading your fucking fanfic history.
“Canon-Divergence ABO AU. WIP Modern Warfare 2.”
ABO?! fml that’s like the worst one?! What could be worse!?
“CoD x Reader."
tHaT wAsN't a fUcKiNg cHAllEnGe rOsS!!
"Reader Inserts: Classified Quarters. Modern Warfare Imagines.” Ross finishes as if he didn’t completely and utterly demolish your dignity in one fell swoop by reading your fanfic history right in front of Johnny
.
.
.
.
“Care to explain all that ma’am?” Ross asks innocuously Now, all three men turn towards you for answers, though Soap is still on your side, he wanted your explanation
You clear your throat, finding it suddenly dry. Was it always hot in here or was it just you?
“I….um…”
At the hesitation, Milton and Ross perk up “Those are just….fictional stories I like reading.” You vaguely say
“Hmm. That’s an awful lot of them military themed”
You nod hastily “yep!” You squeak “I’m just….really into it”
yeah I’m sure you are you whore
All three of them seem to scrutinize you under their gaze. The agents gaze spoke of suspicions and Soap’s never knew you were into that bonny
“So all of this is just a curiosity? You seemed to stay up late on these sites. All these titles are cause for suspicion in one way or another”
you doubt that but I guess they wouldn’t understand what some of these terms would be
“Y-yeah…the stories aren’t….focused on military stuff anyway it’s just….silly stories about the characters” you force out as you wish the ground would swallow you whole. They don’t even seem convinced as you experience an ego death right next to Soap. “It’s harmless! Honest!” You say, digging yourself into a deeper grave.
“Could you show us one of them” Milton challenges
I’d rather you shoot me but okay! You pull out your phone and go on AO3
“Lass what are you doing?” Soap whisper hisses at you, thinking it’s bad.
“Nothing. Don’t worry about it” you whisper back. You try to find……nothing too weird. That shouldn’t be too hard right?
right?
You show him the beginning of some slow burn. Nothing crazy happens in the beginning of a slow burn right?
You all sit in silence as old ass men read fanfiction titles right fucking in front of you with varying expressions. But you only had one expression: Pain.
Soap looked like he wanted answers but is waiting till they leave “So they’re really just…..stories..?” Ross gruffs
“Yep! Nothing classified here!” You wheeze Ross of course decided to scroll all the way to the top before you could stop him and read the fucking tags you unwillingly flinch in embarrassment and take back your phone so he doesn’t seen any…..inappropriate tags….and you pray they didn’t. You look at your phone and Daymn these tags are pretty good but not something you’d show your parents. He…didn’t read them did he??
DID HE?
Milton doesn’t seem to notice and continues with the questions “so they’re unrelated to earlier searches?”
“YEP!” Your voice cracks
“Does your ’friend’ also have these….‘interests’”
“Uhhhh……maybe? I’m sure she’d like some of them”
Ross seemed to have enough “alright. Seems….harmless enough”
“Does your friend know anything about deeper searches or your husband’s occupation?” Milton checks again
husband
“U-um….she knows he’s in the military…” you dodge the fist part of the question but “And the searches?” Milton wasn’t having any of that
“I didn’t send her anything I know is classified” technically not a lie
“Did you tell her anything classified?”
“I never knew I even read anything bad! I was just curious”
please leave please leave please leave
They didn’t like that. But what could they do? They shoot Soap a look. He shoots one back, as if to say “leave it to me gentlemen”
The men nod “thank you both for your cooperation.” Ross grunts. They move to stand up and you relax slightly Ross straightens his tie as he talks “Be mindful of where you look and who you share it with. Curiosity could get you in serious trouble if you end up on the wrong side of a security breach“
“If you have any questions about classified material, there are legitimate channels.” Milton eyes you both.
pfff! ‘Legitimate Channels’?! If you wanted to watch hours of propaganda you’d watch marvel movies
Ross casually pockets his notebook filled with information the CIA couldn’t waterboard out you. They start to see themselves out but then-
“Hold it right there folks” Soap objects. The men turn to look at him. “Are ye gonna stop watching us? I’m not too keen on being monitored”
The men exchange glances “we’ll be in touch”
Soap doesn’t seem satisfied with that. Seems he still needs to….do things under your table and need their heads away.
“Aye. Aye. I Ken it’s yer jobs tae be cunts. I’m one myself” he reminds “but I’d like tae take a look at her ‘investigation’ myself and dinae want tae be watched”
Oh so that’s why
The men look at each other, straighten up, and try to make him understand “It’s not in our hands sergeant” Milton speaks “we can try to put in a good word. But we can’t make guarantees”
Soap thinks for a moment “aye, I shoulda known...Hmph. That’s alright gentlemen. I’ll just tell my captain and Laswell”
The men look even more serious “alright. I’m sure they’ll clear her name for you.” They start to see themselves out again but before they could fully leave, the older one, Ross turn his head back and says “It’s got to have you back sergeant” before finally leaving.
Both of you sigh in relief, the tension seeming to leave you both as you relaxed but neither of you are relaxed at all. Your dignity was in complete shambles, you had a lot to explain and Soap now had another mission as soon as he came back.
A long silence befalls both of you. Neither of you knowing what to say and needing to contemplate. You were there, reality crashing on you realizing how you’ve just stumbled into and Johnny? He’s now just had a new list of objectives to complete:
1. Interrogate you, why didn’t you tell him about those? are you hiding something from him? Have you been lying about what you know?
2. Tell Laswell and Price everything he knows and everything that happened. He already sent screenshots, they haven’t responded, and there’s been…..recent updates to suspicious activity he has to investigate.
3. Try to clear your name. But only if he’s concluded you deserved it. And he’s worried you didn’t deserve it. Those titles did sounded suspicious
4.Contact the shadow. How dare he talk to his wee bonny lass? Was it random? Was it bait? Was it targeted? Was it a part of something bigger he might not survive?
As both of you were processing the events, neither of you knew what to say. Soap braved a glance at you, you were looking right at him…wanting to speak but not knowing how to start. His eyes softened. How could he think anything malevolent of you? He’s sure you have an explanation. He put his signature teasing smile on his face.
“Husband eh? Looks like they made it official for us.” He jokes
You look surprised, before slowly cracking a small laugh and shaking your head. He smiles at the sight: you, on laughing at his antics on his bare chest. His solider brain impelled him from the side of his mind that he usually shut down when he came back to demand
To demand answers now.
But you were precious.
Too precious
But he had a job to do. His Call of Duty
“Lass” he clears his through and tries to keep his tone lighthearted as to not alarm you but the look in his eye was serious. “Care tae explain all tha’? Ye said ye told me everything”
Your eyes widen and your cheeks start heating up, you shove your face back into his chest, an action that would usually have his heart beating faster and his grin wider, but not now, cuz that’s MiGhTy sUsPiCioUs. His eyes grow even more serious. “What’s wrong bonny” his pet name sounds forced “are ye hiding’ something?”
You don’t seem to catch the weight of his tone, too engulfed in the absolute embarrassment of the events. Bad news. “Lass” he says through clenched teeth. “Care tae explain?” He fights the urge to grip your hair and force eye contact. He needs answers.
You catch on and snap your head up “I-i-it’s not what I-it l-l-looks like! I can explain!”
no you can't
oh god how am I going to explain I read smutty military fanfiction?! HE’S IN THE FUCKING MILITARY
“Ye said ye told me everything”
“I did!”
“Then what was all that? You didn’t show me all those.”
“I-I-I answered truthfully! Honest!”
“So all th’ was jus’ stories?” He asks, suspicious
“Yes! I promise!”
“About what?”
"Just….some..military stuff”
“Ye seemed eager tae make sure sheriff Sunburn and Deputy Mustache dinnae read it.” He presses
“It’s just….um….about the characters themselves. Like about lieutenants, soldiers, sergeants, mercenaries. Not about combat or battle….usually..”
So you’re learning about their means to an end? The average person doesn’t read hours of Mein Kampf, Das Kapital, The Art of War, The Turner Diaries etc for the writing style. So he scowls more as if that’s worse “an’ why would ye want tae know that?”
“Just……for fun..”
“Fer fun?”
“Hmm hmm” you force out.
Oh lord, if you’re listening, please help. I know we haven't always gotten along with my reading history and every thought I have when Johnny is shirtless but please!
“Then why don’t I have some ‘fun’ too? Give me your phone” he challenges, determined to find you out. Your eyes widen and your throat goes dry
oh lord please no
Your reaction seemed to confirm his suspicions and I look of betrayal and denial seeped into his face. You lied to him? You lied?! What were you plotting?
The look on his face broke your heart and you panicked more “I-i-it’s not bad! Honest! C'mon I need you on my side Johnny! You know I’d never do anything bad!”
“Honest?” He seemed to mock “well if ye wanna talk about honesty. Let’s talk about how ye went behind my back and learned everythin’ I’ve been trying tae hide from ye, only for you to end up being someone I’d fight against and ye won’t even let me not believe it!”
“Nononononono” you shake your head. Then. You sigh, defeated
“…..don’t laugh…”
Soap seemed to ease up at that.
“It’s…..uh…transformative works based on preexisting concepts made by regular civilians”
“Does it end with the army lads plantin’ a bomb or rescuin’ a kitten? I’m sure ‘The Captain’s Private Orders’ and ‘Operation Deep Infiltration’ sound like stories with happy endings. Next thing I see is you pitching’ American Sniper tae our wee Simon fer a bedtime story”
oh they have happy endings alright
You groan and place your hands in your hands “they’re not even about military bullshit! They’re about military video game characters!” You slip
“….stories…..about video game...military…” he mumbled to himself. Then…slowly, his entire demeanor shifts. His shoulders drop and his face twist into disbelief
“No. fucking. way” he looks at you but there was no malice, making you foolishly relax as well “what?”
“Lass…”
“Johnny?”
“…were ye readin’ fanfiction?!” He yells in absolute disbelief!
“W-what! I-I-I”
“Don’t try tae lie tae me sweetheart!” He laughs, and despite it being at your expense pride swelled in your heart at making him laugh so hard. “Ye wee filthy lass!” He laughs.
“N-no!!” You yell in a blushing defense but that just confirms his suspicions further and he wasn’t having any of that. You're dignity was going for a round two and there is no tap outs avaliable
“I cannae believe it! The wee Innocent Princess has a dark side! Tell me lassie, do ye like the idea of a big mean soldier tossin’ a wee ting like you and fuckin’ her silly?”
“It’s not all smutty!” You slip up. Well shit now you’ve confirmed it!
“Is that so? are they all big dark, brooding and misunderstood?” He keeps going, merciless “or are they too busy shagging each other? An’ I’m right here! Without the plot holes or filers! I’m proper jealous! Am I not strong enough fer ye Bonnie? I promise I’m a better fuck than Audie Murphy!” He laughs, clutching his chest in faux heartbreak
“Noooooo!”
“Dae the lads recite Shakespeare tae woo ye? I should try tha’! O, my sweet lass, how doth thy beauty compare to a well-placed grenade?’”
“Okay well fuck you too Johnny”
“ye wish! Is this what ye’ve been reading at night?! All cozy in yer Jammies readin’ about an alpha male in yer bedroom? I gotta see this!”
“Jounnyyy!!” you shove your face into your hands, unable to face him
“What’s yer favorite one lass? ‘Tactical Submission’? ‘*Deeeep* Infiltration’” he leans in close to you, making sure to be right in front of your hands on your face
“What was it again? ‘Captain’s Private Orders’? I could give ye orders if ye like lass”
“Oh I’m sorry Sergeant jealousy, I didn’t know it was part of protocol to get your CV before reading in what I thought was the privacy of my home!” You whine into your hands then he grips your wrists and rips them away to revel in your shattered dignity
“I dinae think the day would ever come where I’d find this about ye! Are ye that patriotic or have I swooned ye? I shoulda went in tae makin’ porn! Then at least ye’d be Diddling tae a proper braw belter!”
You groan so loudly you sound like an angsty teen on their phone. You look away, your face too hot to breath properly “Who needs recruiters when they have me! Are you tryin to tell me somethin lass?” He leans in way too fucking close making it hard to breathe.
You whine indignantly “yeah!” You choke out. His eyes brighten and it pisses you off more right now “l found that that military men are really sexy! You’re just a shit example!” You yell out.
He throws his head back in laughter. Finally you can breathe without his smothering proximity. “Awww lass! Don’t be like tha’!”
You huff and don’t meet his face
“Lassie” he calls out, still holding your wrists
“Fuck off Johnny”
“Awww don’t be like that hen. I’m sure it’s a nice way tae keep warm when the real thing isn’t there”
“Johnny I swear to god I will sell you to foreign forces for a corn chip if you don’t shut the fuck up”
“Fee a corn chip? Nae I’m sure you can bargain fer better.” He grins wider and leans back in “like…say….a night with one of their soldiers.”
“Johnny I swear to god-“ He gasps as if he suddenly got an idea “Ye really should show me some!” Your eyes shoot open in horror
“absolutely not!” You yell “ain’t no way!”
He whines and places both hands in the couch ‘wall’ behind you, encasing you. You knew he was going to try and roll persuasion. He rolls a 19 but you roll a 20 on insight and see his roguish mischievousness through those twitter-blue eyes. He lowers himself a bit and looks up at you with those big blue pupper eyes, it’s especially ethos with those bandages “Bonny-” he starts, dripping with faux sincerity
“No.”
“Lass pl-“
“I said no Johnny”
“Hen”
“I said NO Johnny! I will throw Simon at you don’t test me!”
He whines like a dog and encircles me more, trying to apply pressure.
“Princess.”
You sigh, hot faced with anger and embarrassment “what.” He grins.
“I love ye”
Though those sad puppy eyes were optimized to disintegrate your will, they were gleaming with mischief
“shut it” you shove him off to run away but he throws himself on top of you like a clingy dog and pinning you on the couch “don’t gooo, say it baack”
“Get off me!” You whine, fantasizing about locking yourself into your bed room and scream into your pillow
“Not until he tell me I’m more braw then the Bawbags ye read about!”
“Fat chance sergeant suds!” You struggle under his the immovable object that is Johnny with the unstoppable force that is your rage.
But then-lightbulb!
💡💡💡
He’s taught you many things, some of which includes how to evade capture by government agents and how to get out of being pinned. You decide to use one of the tricks he taught you. Usually it might not work on the big bad sergeant soap, but he’s sore, fresh out of the hospital, and hasn’t worked out in weeks. He’s not at full strength. You’ve got this!
“Well then yer stuck here!” He taunts and continues to make fucking fun of you “Why don’t ye write naughty fanfiction of me? I’m amazin’!”
“Oh I’ve got a naughty story for you Sergeant!”
You hook your legs around his waist, shutting him up quick. You shift your hips, buck up hard, pushing your knee against his hip. The unexpected momentum makes him yelp and it rolls him enough to loosen his hold as he instinctively tries to catch himself from falling off the couch.
“long. live. the king!”
You snake an arm free and shove his shoulder with all your Disney movie might, tossing him off the couch with a thud
You scramble to your feet as he stares in surprise “I know all your tricks Sudsy!”
“I taught ye that! Y-ye traitor!” He groans. You turn to skiddadle away.
“Honey wait!” He calls after you but nope! You’re gone! He shoots up to chase you. You slam your door and lock yourself in your bedroom to sulk, scream, punch something and pout.
“This isnae over Bonny!” He says truthfully, not only was there the other stuff to take care of but he has to read some of that! “You cannae escape me forever!”
“I just did!” You scream through your bedroom door and flop on the bed to scream.
“This is war bonny! And I don’t lose!” You can hear his laughter from the other room. He stands there, arms crossed as if waiting for you to come out. After a few beats of silence he decides to grant you a shred of mercy and leave you to your pain. He moves to drop on the couch. He still has work to do, but at least he’s sure you’re definitely innocent. Well, innocent in terms of crime. He still hasn’t read those fics.
He sees Simon and tries to pet him. Simon, however was having none of that. He was being malicious mean and scary and stares at Johnny with a sneer that could curdle dairy as if to say that crime wise his hands are not the cleanest.
He has concluded that Johnny Upset You and refuses to be pet by him till an Official Pardon has been issued by the princess herself.
He hisses grumpily like he’s saying ‘you’ve angered the queen’s envoy, human. No cuddles for you’ and enters your room to comfort you. How? Oh he’s got a dream. Lol jk. Like this:
https://youtube.com/shorts/a-MvV2Oo4cE?si=UMNuw2ndX3Oxj9uC
Date posted: November 22nd 2017
and Astarion is, in fact, insufferable
do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??
pukicho, i think ur so awesome and cool. can u tell me how to get bitches (lovingly) bc im lonely
Are you really in any position to call women bitches if you can't even bag a single one? Maybe you can stop itemizing their existence and pursue the act of dating as a real means for connection - instead of a method to score metaphorical points, like you're in some sorta fucking video game.
Based on actual events
YOU LEFT US TO DIE
-🦆
Then how come you're not dead yet?
Maybe *I* just made you stronger
Yours Always, a mixed media project about loss that started as a fan zine for Call of Duty, but became a little... personal.
I debated posting it for a while because of that but I'm going for it! After all I did NOT get dressed up in cosplay at 3 am and lay down in dirt just to not post, haha.
Enjoy ov7
Happy New Years friends!
One of the rare moments where his mask slips gods he’s so damn cute
Mohammad reached out to me recently and asked if I would draw something to help him and his family
This is their story:
Please consider donating to Mohammad and his family’s GoFundMe to help them escape the war in Gaza and reach safety!
You can read more about @yazan-famillly and find links to show this fundraiser is vetted on their pinned post
Please consider sharing this post even if you cannot donate so that it can reach as many people as possible!
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🚨 We Need Your Kindness to Survive 🚨
Hello, My name is Mosab Elderawi, and I live in Gaza with my family. Life here has become harder than I ever imagined, and I’m writing this with hope in my heart that you might hear our story.
The ongoing war has devastated my family. We’ve lost 25 family members—each one a beloved part of our lives, taken too soon. I miss them deeply—their laughter, their presence, their love. Every day is a reminder of this unimaginable loss.
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We are now facing daily challenges to survive—things that most people take for granted, like food, clean water, and a safe place to sleep. The harsh realities of life here have replaced our dreams with the constant fight for survival.
Our Current Situation:
💔 Lost Stability: The war has left us without work or a stable source of income. 🍞 Basic Needs: Food and water are becoming harder to afford with rising prices and scarce resources. 📚 Dreams on Hold: Like so many here, my family’s dreams have been replaced by the need to simply survive. 😢 Unimaginable Loss: Losing 25 loved ones has left a void that can never be filled.
How You Can Help:
I’m sharing our story with the hope that someone out there might care. Even $5 can make a big difference for us, and if you’re unable to donate, just reblogging this post can help spread the word.
Your kindness, no matter how small, is something we’ll never forget.
What This Means to Us:
Your support is not about changing our entire situation—it’s about giving us a little relief, a little hope, and a way to keep going. We are not asking for much, and we understand if you can’t donate. Sharing our story is just as valuable to us as a donation.
Thank you for reading this far. It means the world to us to know that someone is listening. Your kindness gives us strength and helps us believe in a better tomorrow.
With all our gratitude, Mosab Elderawi and Family ❤️
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