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It's so nice to get a reminder in 2023 that Bill Cipher was/is THE villain of all time. He's the worst thing that ever happened to a random town in Oregon. He's a triangle. His backstory is basically the novel "Flatland" from 1884 but with more arson. He projects his family issues onto a 12-year old girl and subsequently tries to murder her. He's a fan of Dr. Strangelove. He's questioning his sexual orientation. He was defeated by kittens, then tickles, then by a senior citizen in his underwear. He's utterly terrifying. He's pathetic and cringefail. He lies about being happy "for courtesy." He lies until he's not lying anymore. He refuses to grow up and mature. He once fell down a flight of stairs on purpose. No one will ever do it like he did

Bill is the coolest but like so awful. Like I’d give him a wave and a compliment but I’d scream in horror if he went towards me after that. Like I’d go to the theater with him but I would not let him walk me home. I’d let him give me makeup tips but I wouldn’t let him do the makeup in fear of a nail or eyelid going missing.

— Euripides, Bacchae 506 (tr. Reginald Gibbons)

im a real boy!!! im made of skin and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and human heart

From ‘Forbidden Fruit’ 1921 - An American silent drama film directed by Cecil B. DeMille, and starring Agnes Ayers, Forrest Stanley & Clarence Burton.