Latest Posts by baxofra - Page 3
qualeasha wood, "bed rot," 2024, woven jacquard, glass seed beads, and machine embroidery
Hand study gao hang 5x6 feet Acrylic on raw canvas 2023
tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
WIZARD WRAPPED
You casted 1,039,627 spells this year
You pondered your orb for 985 hours
You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!
You gained 5 familiars
Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff
Your cup size is H
Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.
Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons
You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years
You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice
neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here
the humble potato:
reasons to be alive number one playing pretend with friends number two music
my car got stolen today and i had this conversation with a cop
gIRL SHE IS RIGHT THE
LESBIAN BLAST LESBIAN BLAST LESBIAN BLAST
Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.
Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"
"Why Clark, we need a machine--"
"Run along now."
Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*
i would never Start gaming past 10pm but I will often Keep gaming past 10pm. do you understand
you understand?
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.
why does the human heart hurt with such vulgarity
did you hear they invented some bullshit inside a lab that sucks ass and doesnt work. and everything runs on it now
why do people insist on characterizing zuko as a mysterious and unreadable guy? he’s like, the king of oversharing. he isn’t subtle at all. in fact, the only person who doesn’t know what zuko is feeling at any given moment is probably zuko himself.
Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.
A crab is a type of porcelain doll, to an enlightened mind.
Cute
Has sharp things
Armored shell
Surprisingly edible
I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with pledge. I want to put him in a Pringle’s tube and shake him. I want to brush his hair and put little shoes on him like a Bratz doll. That’s a blorbo.
Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)
Yeah my last 3 posts have been Michael but we don't gotta talk about that. Here's a doodle
Anyways. I have no clue where we as a fandom got the idea that Michael made Music Man but I love that concept
(by the way, thank you guys so much for the support on my last art thing oh my god?? 1k+ notes on my 4th ever post is insane to me)