he think everything a fuckin game….
hey everyone did we know awsten apparently auditioned for euphoria two years ago? here is the video, watch at your own risk.. it’s definitely not… academy award-winning, to put it mildly. the upload date is jan 21, 2020.
fwiw the character, darian is a 17-year-old described as an “outsider, sensitive, vulnerable, and mischievous.”
the video was uploaded by dana sims who is apparently a talent agent in LA so make of that and what it says about awsten’s career ambitions what you will.
before anyone (see: twitter) gets mad about this, it’s publicly posted (not even unlisted) on vimeo and is incredibly easy to find (i searched ‘awsten’ that’s it…literally nothing else) so… what’s fair is fair.
Waterparks - Brainwashed
"pete wentz totally put out a cease and desist on this lol" awsten knight had his twitter excluded from the internet archive.
awsten looks like he has low sperm count
ok - iz
Idk how much I laughed when I originally saw the original post, but it was a lot (quote by @waterparksincorrectquotes )
•Click for better quality (13/02/2020)
Hope you like it ⭐
when willl platonic fucking be normalized. omg i love having you as a friend please shove me on your bed and grind against me while i whine for you
i kinda look like a faaaaggotttttt
Hi my name is Awsten Constantine Knight i have bright red hair but it used to be blue and pink and yellow and before that it was green and before that it was purple. Anyway I'm the lead singer of a band called Waterparks and our management is the guys from Good Charlotte, which is how I'm friends with Mikey Way from My Chemical Romance (AN: if you don't know who they are get da hell out of here!) He's played for my band and taken us on tour which is awesome because he's a major fucking hottie
awsten loves shitting on local bands as if he was not in local bands
GONE GIRL (2014) BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003) MULAN (1998) IT (2017) JOY (2015) INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994) DARK (2017-2020) THE ACCUSED (1988) INSURGENT (2015)
good riddance live
aw omg he escaped the lab 32 years ago 💞 (yes its late be quiet)
dating Awsten Knight headcanons (Awsten Knight x fem reader)
• He leaves you for a man
can otto stop looking at awsten like he hung the moon for like. .5 seconds. please. this is detrimental to my mental stability.
awsten will be like DONT LISTEN TO ANY PARX MUSIC THAT CAME OUT BEFORE 2021 ALL OUR BEST AND MOST WELL-RECEIVED MUSIC IS BAD YOURE ONLY ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS NEW TRACK ITS FIRE 🔥💯💯💯 and then drops shit that sounds like this
ok real talk fuck awsten and his bracelets do you understand how long it took me to shadw those
Day 34
"Daddy's gotta fuckin pee"
He really just called himself daddy while wearing a tank top looking fine as hell..
He just woke up and decided to set us all on fire today huh. The audacity.
do you get it. do you understand. this is the important thing ever. this is it. this is what i am on earth for.
awsten knight of waterparks at adjacent fest // shot by michael dubin