Master, rubbing his hands together like a fly: Mwahaha, the Doctor is going to be so mad at me for eating his precious humans. He's going to be like, 'Ooh noo, why would you do that!? You can't do that! You're so evil master!'
Doctor: You did WOT!?
Master, smuggly: I ATE people! >:) Im so evil! Fear me!
Doctor, actually cringing: ....Brotha Euuugh!!
Master: ... wot
Doctor: Do you KNOW what they do with their bodies!?? That's disgusting! You really came here, saw what they put in their bodies, and decided to put that in your mouth!???
Master, realizing what he's done: Wait... Oh.. OH, Thats- *starts gagging*
Doctor: That's just nasty...
Master: *nodding, trying not to throw up*
Doctor: Come on. We're gonna go get you checked for a disease..
Master: Thanks. You know, Doctor, you're a good frie-
Doctor: Don't touch me! You might be contagious-
Master: Never mind..
Bonus: *The master is sitting on a random picnic table at the dump, The doctor is dressed comeditically with a stephascope*
Doctor, sighing: I have bad news.
Master: You know you're not a real doctor, right?
Doctor: ...You have meningitis..
Master: ... But im already a man??
Doctor: ....
Doctor: How are you not dead yet with that lack of functioning braincells?
My name is Nour, and I’m 21 years old from northern Gaza.
I once lived a peaceful life with simple dreams, but everything changed on October 7th, 2023, when war tore through Gaza. I had to flee my home, leaving behind everything I knew, and now I live alone in a tent made of torn fabric in southern Gaza.
The constant bombings are unbearable, but being a lesbian in a society that rejects me is even harder.
I live in constant fear of judgment and violence. On top of this, I face extreme shortages of food, water, and basic supplies.
Life has become a daily fight for survival.
Dear LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters around the world, I turn to you in my time of desperate need. I have no one else to ask for help. The world around me looks at me with disgust, and I can no longer bear this life. I am exhausted, broken, and alone. Please, I beg you, help me leave this place and find safety, dignity, and a chance to live as myself. I cannot survive here any longer. Your support is my only hope.
Every day, I fear for my life. But I refuse to give up. I want to live. Please, your support can make all the difference. Every donation, no matter how small, gives me hope for a better tomorrow.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Hello dear 🌹
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I hope this message reaches you in moments of peace and reassurance. Today I am writing to you from the heart of a war-torn land where dreams are shattered and lives are changed forever. My name is Ibrahim, 27 years old from Gaza City, Palestine, the eldest of my parents, and this is my family. I have three brothers, three sisters, my brother’s wife and his two children. I am writing this appeal in the hope of saving my family from the incomprehensible horrors that have been happening in Gaza since October.
I was an engineering student, but the ongoing war has shattered my life, my studies, and most tragically, my family’s future.
On October 12, 2023, our house was bombed and completely destroyed. Three of our relatives were killed in the attack. My family of 12 - my parents, my brothers, and my brother’s children - barely escaped with our lives. Since then, we have been displaced several times, fleeing from one place to another under the constant threat of bombing. We have lost everything: our home, our possessions, and the most basic necessities of life.
We are now in Deir al-Balah, living in unbearable conditions, without proper shelter from the winter cold. We have no bedding or blankets to keep warm. Food is scarce and expensive when available. An 11-pound bag of flour costs $350. My father has severe back problems, my mother needs surgery for kidney stones, and the children are sick because of the poor living conditions.
Our fishing boats – our family’s only source of income – were destroyed in the war. Now we have nothing left to rebuild our lives.
Urgent help is needed to save our lives and our families to get out of the war to safety and to have an urgent surgery for my mother and buy medicines for my father. 😥✋⛔
We are also suffering from famine. 😢
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Every donation - no matter how small - will make a huge difference in helping us survive this harsh winter and rebuild our lives after losing everything - every contribution is a spark of hope in this dark time. 🙏💔
Please don't close the door in my face... We are not playing a role in a Hollywood movie... We are living the hardest days for humanity. 😢✋⛔
Please donate if you can or share with your friends and family
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Took a long time, but it's FINALLY here.. (Please excuse the atrocious quality)
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Hello 👋, My name is Momen Al Madhoun / I am a digital artist /a father of two children " Ezzdeen & Amir " I live in Gaza City in the heart of the Genocide, working tirelessly to amplify my voice to the world through my artwork.
I want to say thank you a lot. Your donations helped me improve our displacement conditions. But my family still needs your contributions to keep going We rely on you, you are our hope for survival.
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You know how peoples accents will sometimes get thicker when they’re mad? Cuz I think most of Saxon’s acquaintances find him kind of insufferable because he goes all sing-songy when he’s annoyed
Simm!Master is my babygirl, I take no criticisms. He's just a silly like guy, don't be mean to him like that
My friend made me on Gacha Club for my birthday 😊