Beast Mode

I went to the beach with my parents. My dad was blonde and had a ponytail. We had backpacks. We jumped into the sea and immediately saw whales and giraffes. It was my cousin's birthday. We got her some shells.

Asuka, furious.

The End of Evangelion - Love is Destructive

there's something about Bev that I can't fully articulate because I'm still ~in the throes~ of just having finished Midnight Mass, but the way her character captures the exact passive agressive, racist, holier-than-thou white woman who twists the gospel to fit her own picture of herself as a deserving martyr, while she is in fact leveraging what little power she derives from her subservience to a patriarchal institution is just so

i have thoughts

NWH really said ‘villains are just people who are misunderstood’ and ‘everyone deserves a second chance’ but also ‘here’s confirmation that sylki is incest’ and ‘have some more bi garfields spiderman screen time’

Why is “lesbian” part of her job title? OH, NOW YOU’RE PROGRESSIVE?!

cool of the squid game to have a childrens hospital in it

Okay so obviously celebrity crushes are a big thing but does anyone else have celebrities that you're not attracted to but you're like... god I would love to have that person as a friend or an older sibling or a godparent or whatever... Like I'm not attracted to Paul F. Tompkins but every time I see him I'm like wow I lowkey want him to take me to the zoo and buy me an ice cream cone and a balloon... I wanna chill with Robb Wells on his back porch and hang out with his pet chickens... I wanna go to a karaoke night with Phoebe Bridgers and then get her advice on how to deal with shitty mental health days... I wanna eat nachos and watch hockey with Will Arnett... I want to talk to Jenny Owen Youngs about my feelings on Buffy the Vampire Slayer... idk there's such a culture of being super verbal and weirdly explicit about wanting to fuck celebrities but sometimes you just wanna platonically vibe with people

#dead

like if you save