I Don’t Understand How Some Readers Apparently Think That Being Rude To The Author Will Get Them To

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T: “You will be acquiring the Tailed Beasts for a price.” H: “Not for free?” T: “Shut up!”

me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta

housemates: [fervent, serious debate]

me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes aren’t high in getting this completely right.

housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?

me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.

Sketches I made to figure out how to chibi and design in the first place

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1st MdTb sketch ever <3

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writing fanfic like “am i getting the dynamics of this friendship right?” “would this character actually say this?” “what is the proper ratio of kindness to sass?” “am i falling prey to overused fanfic personality shortcuts or is this a canon trait?” “am i overthinking this so much that i will grind to a standstill out of sheer terror?”

Y E S

Madara, holding Izuna’s body: *Glaring at Tobirama* YOU MURDERER

Hashirama: Mada-

Tobirama: This is war.

Hashirama: Guys, I-

Madara: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS

Hashirama: Guys I’m literally a healer. Just let me-

Tobirama: TRY IT, UCHIHA.

Hashirama: Please, if I could just-

Izuna: Brother, take my eyes.

Hashirama: He could be healed by now guys please listen

Me: I’m gonna do this six character fanart thing to not go overboard on the requests!

Also me: I nEeD tO dO eVeRy LiTtLe DeTaIl

I’m seriously so confused with his clothes

Sketches I made to figure out how to chibi and design in the first place

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Izuna: Nii-san, I made you a gingerbread man!

Izuna: Look, his arms are crossed and he’s frowning, because he’s mad at the other stupid gingerbread men for annoying him. Do you like it?

Madara, holding back tears: It’s fine.