Wait they exist
Shout-out to the Klance fans that aren’t fucking insane
Asuma: when a girl changes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend zoned
Kakashi: or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
Kurenai: two different types of people
school plays are fun
Aries: Judar
Taurus : Uta
Gemini : Yuuya Kizami
Cancer : Vincent Nightray
Leo : Tsubaki
Virgo : Shuu Tsukiyama
Libra : Undertaker
Scorpio : Izaya Orihara
Sagittarius : Sonic
Capricorn : Ukyo
Aquarius : Shogo Makishima
Pisces : Akise Aru
erekasa
Protect Jackie Lynn Thomas at all costs.
No matter what show you’re watching No matter what fandom you’re in No matter what characters you ship No matter who your OTP is No matter what fanfics you do/read Let’s just all get along and enjoy the shows Cause they’re all awesome!!
Literal monster who tried to kill him and his family (who later turned out to be a severely disfigured civilian conscript with severe ptsd and brain damage, but all he knew at the time was that she spat acid and attacked his family)
sentient plant life (that also tried to kill his family and ended up practicing ritual sacrifice)
Onion
Angsty/apathetic teen who wants nothing to do with him
overworked IT consultant turned mad scientist (who tried to kill him simply because he was there)
woman who stole the entire ocean, broke his dad’s leg, and tried to drown both him and his best friend
angry rock with really great eyeliner who lives in the ocean and formed an army of monsters for the express purpose of killing him
geoweapon made of semisentient corpses
rock with anger issues who wants to rip his gem out and bring it to her boss as a trophy
that racist uncle you see every year at thanksgiving and have to make small talk with
his mom’s ex-girlfriend
former groupie who let his dad crash on her couch
two lesbians in a trench coat
a heel wrestler with a fursona
many large and colorful moms
a military extremist with weapons for hands
literally everyone in Beach City
girl with Book and Sword
additional angry rocks
various monsters
evil breakfast
his alt-timeline selves
an actual, literal lion
probably more that im forgetting
I love this show