Are You All Ready

What is this magic you speak of

y'all know that you can defend your ship without bashing other peoples ships, right?

This is reblog also like if you ship Jarco

Starco Shippers after “Just Friends”:

Jarco Shippers after “Just Friends”:

Shiiiiiiiiiiip (not my art)

What you do is ignor it and go on and continue the conversation as normal as possible

This is a very serious question about male fart protocol

Seriously, what are you supposed to do as a guy when another guy farts in front of you?  I was talking with a cis male coworker last night - he’s great about referring to me as a guy and I feel like he really sees me as male…  and thus felt free to release a cloud of anal mustard gas in my presence.  He just fuckin rips ass while we’re talking and doesn’t acknowledge it at all?

I was truly at a loss, my friends.This dude was downright brazen with his flatulence…  Every female I’ve ever met would, upon farting in front of a coworker, blush and giggle and apologize profusely while retreating to safety.  Other females in the vicinity pretends to be disgusted while laughing hysterically.  

How am I, as a man, supposed to respond to this? Do I acknowledge it?  Do I say “good one” in my deepest voice and give him a manly, playful shove? Was Is supposed to fart back? Does it turn into some sort of alpha male fart-battle?  Do we light the fart on fire? Do I give him a congratulatory slap on the ass? Honestly what was I supposed to do I do here?  Im genuinely so perplexed, help a confused brother out? 

Who is Your Anime Stalker Based on Your Sign

Aries: Judar

Taurus : Uta

Gemini : Yuuya Kizami

Cancer : Vincent Nightray

Leo : Tsubaki 

Virgo : Shuu Tsukiyama

Libra : Undertaker

Scorpio : Izaya Orihara

Sagittarius : Sonic 

Capricorn : Ukyo

Aquarius : Shogo Makishima

Pisces : Akise Aru

I like to image that this happened after Steven and company left the Zoo.

BD: I’m glad that the Sapphire was able to bring in another human.

YD: Yeah but she should really have her pearl change her outfit. It didn’t suit her at all. And where are her other Rubies, usually there are at least three to a Sapphire.

BD: Now that you mention it that was strange. I haven’t seen a Sapphire with only one ruby since….

BD: Yellow I think we’ve been duped.

This is 100% canon

isn’t this what happened

My visual interpretation of the star fandom right now:

Bonus (For my fellow multishippers):

Asuma: when a girl changes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend zoned

Kakashi: or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet

Kurenai: two different types of people

Now I’m going to say this once but it’s canon Chat Noire PURS