L Is Having A Hard Time

Thanks Crunchyroll

Get a girl who can do both

Personally the main reason I don’t ship it is because it wouldn’t make sense story wise since a huge part of lance and Keith relationship is the classic anime rivalry with Keith the born prodigy and Lance the hardworking goofball who’s trying his best to out do Keith also the whole blade of Marmoma storyline with Keith wouldn’t make sense of Keith and lance were dating

not to be Bitter but uhhhhhhh

hating klance is totally understandable and fair. i can see why a lot of people would find it unintersting, and it’s VERY hard to not associate klance with the more rabid shippers because of how vocal they are in the fandom (plus, the ship is extremely popular in general, seeing it everywhere can get tiring lol).

but like…regardless of where your stance is on shipping, you gotta admit that it’s not harmful. there’s nothing genuinely wrong about it plot-wise or in terms of morality. so how do you not see the hypocrisy in going out of your way to personally attack and demonize shippers out of spite, because it’s commonly associated with antis?

like, dude, we hate your ships because they promote unhealthy concepts. you hate klance because you want “””revenge””” for that. the least you can do is acknowledge it???

I posted this 4 months ago and I couldn’t find so I’m re-posting it so y'all can see my sin.

You are a fucking genius repost till someone makes this shit

you’re all fools for not thinking harder about a kallura wonder woman au

bon bon the birthday clown: a summary

Marco: FUCK star I need u to go to the dance with me or else my /fUCKIng/ teeth with fall out

Star: ight

Janna: AYO BITCH WERE BRING A CLOWN BACK FROM THE DEAD

Star: lit. sry marco can't do the dance tonight good luck with ur teeth

Marco: ITS ALL GUCCI JACKIE JUST ASKED ME TO THE DANCE

Jackie: hi

Star: sweg

LATER:

Marco: cologne is good

Janna: *is there*

Cologne: *on Marco's ass*

Marco's ass: *smacked*

Dick: out

Star: we need shit for our seance

Marco: I don't care

Doorbell: *ring*

Marco: FUCK

Star: Janna lets answer dis bitch

Janna: k

Door: *is answered*

Jackie: suh dude

Star: ocean

Jackie: thanks

Marco: hi jackie *is hot*

Star: take me now

Janna: flashlight

Jackie: u look good @marco

Marco: A+

Janna: smell his butt

Star: *hoe side activate*

LATER:

Star: yo hold up I'm jealous now

Janna: shut up

Glossaryck: meat noses

MEANWHILE:

Marco: I'm nervous and it's painfully obvious

Jackie: dances suck lets go on a real date

Marco: nice

BACK AT THE SEANCE:

Star: still jelly

AT THE PARK:

Marco: put all this stuff in ur cocoa

Jackie: this taste like shit

Marco: I hate myself

Jackie: ur so cute when u laugh at urself

Marco: thanks??

Jackie: lets skateboard here take a helmet I was storing in my ass

Marco: gross lets do it

BACK AT THE SEANCE:

Star: glossaryck I'm tryna lurk

Glossaryck: hoe don't do it

Star: *lurks*

Glossaryck: oh my god

Star: fuck they're bonding lemme just

Skateboard: *breaks*

Star: there we go

AT THE PARK:

Jackie and Marco: *kiss*

Blood moon: sweaty:)

Marco: hey star is probably dying rn lets go

AT THE SEANCE:

Ludo: sup bitch

Star: why

Ludo: give book

Star and Ludo: *fight*

Jackie and marco: *show up*

Star: *fucks up*

Spell book: *is stolen*

Jarco: *canon*

Starco tears: *out*

i THINK EARTH IS A PreTTY GREAT PLACE

I like to image that this happened after Steven and company left the Zoo.

BD: I’m glad that the Sapphire was able to bring in another human.

YD: Yeah but she should really have her pearl change her outfit. It didn’t suit her at all. And where are her other Rubies, usually there are at least three to a Sapphire.

BD: Now that you mention it that was strange. I haven’t seen a Sapphire with only one ruby since….

BD: Yellow I think we’ve been duped.

Shiiiiiiiiiiip (not my art)

it’s so true 

“I like her enough to know that she deserves someone who wants to get to know her.”