When You Accidentally Get Involved In A Shipping War

Now I’m going to say this once but it’s canon Chat Noire PURS

Kakashi: some of us are still "it" from a childhood game of tag

Naruto: this fucked me up more than it should have

Haha 😂 this is so funny 😂

Reblog if you ship Kallura

Like if you aren’t an asshole and respect/support the people who do. 

What you do is ignor it and go on and continue the conversation as normal as possible

This is a very serious question about male fart protocol

Seriously, what are you supposed to do as a guy when another guy farts in front of you?  I was talking with a cis male coworker last night - he’s great about referring to me as a guy and I feel like he really sees me as male…  and thus felt free to release a cloud of anal mustard gas in my presence.  He just fuckin rips ass while we’re talking and doesn’t acknowledge it at all?

I was truly at a loss, my friends.This dude was downright brazen with his flatulence…  Every female I’ve ever met would, upon farting in front of a coworker, blush and giggle and apologize profusely while retreating to safety.  Other females in the vicinity pretends to be disgusted while laughing hysterically.  

How am I, as a man, supposed to respond to this? Do I acknowledge it?  Do I say “good one” in my deepest voice and give him a manly, playful shove? Was Is supposed to fart back? Does it turn into some sort of alpha male fart-battle?  Do we light the fart on fire? Do I give him a congratulatory slap on the ass? Honestly what was I supposed to do I do here?  Im genuinely so perplexed, help a confused brother out? 

Reblog if you ship Blacksun

Let’s see how many people like this ship.

People ship this the same reason most people ship any ship because why the fuck not

Why ARE people shipping laremmy now though? Wasn’t larsadie good enough? Is this a joke? Like…I don’t even understand this fandom sometimes…