I Feel Like If Humans Swallowed Rocks Like Birds Do To Help Grind Up Food We'd Have So Much Fun With

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

NPR

Trump administration purges websites across federal health agencies

Research and basic information on subjects ranging from tuberculosis surveillance to adolescent health disappeared from federal health agenc

Great.

Any of y'all watch Oscars Oasis religiously as a kid

Because that show right there was my favorite

Capitano face speculation

(road trip gone wrong)

(+other doodles)

waiter! waiter! more trigun polycule please!!!

gotta draw Capitano with Peter Steele's features because for me it's the only right option

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

BLARGH Ampho doodles :p

COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”