I Got Plans I Can’t Explain

I am about to explode.

“Ain’t turtles supposed to be endangered?”

“Only the ones who can’t do this!”

Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab | Honkai Impact 3rd v7.9 "Stars Derailed" Promo Artwork

boogie woogie woogie

sexy man

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

Don’t think I’m going to finish any of these…

Genshin designs peaked with the harbingers tbh

one was never enough

under all that armor

God feigning humanity and human feigning divinity