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Typical Scorpio and Cancer

Cancer : Are you the jealous type?

Scorpio : Not at all.

Cancer : Are you sure?

Scorpio : I’m not the jealous type but what’s mine is mine.

Cancer : So that’s a yes then?

Scorpio : Damn right.

Astro Convo 2

(Based on a real conversation)

Cancer: Yo what if we were living in a simulation? What if none of this was actually real? What if animals were supposed to be the ‘humans’ of the world but there was a glitch in the system and they were too lazy to fix it? What if the moon was a hologram? What if Donald Trump was trying to let Hillary win but then he realized he could be the most famous person so he betrayed her to become president in the end? What if everything like Wendy Williams fainting and Britney Spears going crazy was just a way from distracting us from real problems? What if-- Gemini: You need to stop watching Shane Dawson. 

Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Cancer, Pisces and Gemini will hella enjoy this

the signs as stuff ppl in my creative writing class have said senior year edition

Aries: "I think you need to focus on the pickles."

Taurus: "Follow your passion for Woodrow Wilson."

Gemini: "I have sliding discs and I want to party."

Cancer: "I wouldn't do meth unless it was like raspberry-flavored."

Leo: "He is a... fleshy senior citizen."

Virgo: "There are worse things to be than homicidal."

Libra: "Oh! The government!"

Scorpio: "There's no level of business-casual vagina."

Sagittarius: "HE MADE A BREAD PENIS?!"

Capricorn: "Nah, I'm just being mean because it's Tuesday.

Aquarius: "God died right where the snake meets the platypus gorilla."

Pisces: "I think Ringo Starr is funny as a concept."

Hufflepuff, Cancer, Chaotic Good, 7w6 and ENFP <3

Ffor @prettylittlestorm

I feel extremely connected with the moon right now after going out to look at it, I had music and there were train noises, ugh just the perfect night for a cancer. 

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the spell of strength, let the moon fill you with purifying energy, with self forgiveness and let the moon motivate you to go out and fight for yourself. you are strong. you have enough strength to win your battles. you just have to make the steps towards what you fight for. go!

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LIKE charges, REBLOG casts

As a cancer I can agree with this, I was super happy just screaming “I love you” to strangers from a car window to see their reactions :D

Fun zodiac facts here!

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Astro Convo 1

(Based on a real conversation)

Libra: So when I went fishing I ran into this turtle that was caught in a net, the poor thing. I picked it up and put it in the boat. When we went to shore there was this dog and he---

Scorpio: Ate him. 

Libra: NO

FRICK YES

The Signs As Disney TV Shows

Aries: Shake it up

Taurus: Even Stevens

Gemini: Austin and Ally

Cancer: The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Leo: Hannah Montana

Virgo: Jessie

Libra: Good Luck Charlie

Scorpio: That’s so Raven

Sagittarius: Phil of the Future

Capricorn: Wizards of Waverly Place

Aquarius: Liv and Maddie

Pisces: Cory in the House

Queen is actually my favorite band <3

~Baby.Hermit

The signs as dead musicians I’ve cried about on my period

Aries: Amy Winehouse

Taurus: Leonard Cohen

Gemini: Michael Jackson

Cancer: Freddie Mercury

Leo: Johnny Cash

Virgo: Jeff Buckley

Libra: Prince

Scorpio: Mama Cass 

Sagittarius: Jim Morrison 

Capricorn: Whitney Houston 

Aquarius: David Bowie

Pisces: George Harrison 

Zodiac Dragons

It took me two years, but my project is finally complete! You can find them individually here:

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Please reblog, don’t repost.

Artwork © Silvia Torres 2016 - 2017

wow one minute of turning on Gimme Gimme Gimme and I find this. 

~Baby.Hermit

the signs as outfits abba has worn

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN: 

(Bonus: The fact that ABBA only wore these outfits because Sweden allowed them to be tax writeoffs)

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:

I literally do the opposite lmao, I jusify Cancer based on my own traits AKRJEKFHSDFHSFKLFJKDHFHSDFH I swear I’m not pessimistic and I honestly don’t like sad things HELP.  ~Baby.Hermit

Your star sign doesn’t control your speech, actions or Will.

Frater 440.’. 93 93/93

The Signs as Plants and Gemstones:

Aries: Marigold + Emerald

Taurus: Basil + Yellow Topaz

Gemini: Jasmine + Sapphire

Cancer: Sunflower + Opal

Leo: Lemongrass + Rose quartz

Virgo: Eucalyptus + Jade

Libra: Spanish Broom + Obsidian

Scorpio: Rose + Pyrite

Sagittarius: Saguaro + Peridot

Capricorn: Chrysanthemum + Silver

Aquarius: Aspen + Amethyst

Pisces: Lemon balm + Turquoise

Finally a post where cancer is actually me and not sad 24/7 LMAO ~Baby.Hermit

Squads

Most agreeable signs: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Most Brave Signs: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

Most Calm Signs: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces

Most Delightful Signs (to adults/parents): Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces

Most eager signs: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Most Faithful Signs: Aries.5, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Most gentle signs: Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

Most Positive Signs: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Most Negative Signs: Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

I love Bob Ross ~Baby.Hermit

the signs as Bob Ross things

Aries: “just really make it come alive”

Taurus: tons and tons of mountains. he loved painting those rascals

Gemini: let’s paint this tree a friend. i think everyone should have a friend, they are very important

Cancer: on our canvas, there is no hate or pain. there is only peace and happiness

Leo: perhaps we love painting because we can control the canvas and the world we are creating

Virgo: let it happen! in the time you’ve been sitting around worrying you could’ve finished the whole painting

Libra: “now look at that. in just a matter of a few minutes we have something beautiful”

Scorpio: for every highlight we have to have some shadow, some darkness

Sagittarius: “the Almighty ___”

Capricorn: “oh what the heck. let’s do this.”

Aquarius: trees and leaves and bushes hidin’ in your brush

Pisces: look at all the happy little clouds just playing in the sky

Yeeeeeee

The zodiac signs sorted into the Hogwarts houses:

Cancer in Hufflepuff ♋

Ok but Newsies is my favorite musical 

~Baby.Hermit

The signs as my favourite songs from my favourite musicals

Aries: Smartphone Hour- BMC

Taurus: Make a move- Shrek The Musical

Gemini: Sincerely me- Dear Evan Hansen

Cancer: King of New York- Newsies

Leo: Popular- Wicked

Virgo: One normal night- The Addams Family Musical

Libra: You’re the one that I want- Grease

Scorpio: Congratulations- Hamilton

Sagittarius: Waving through a window- Dear Evan Hansen

Capricorn: Roxie Hart- Chicago

Aquarius: Candy Store- Heathers

Pisces: Michael in the bathroom- BMC

Signs as childhood TV shows

Aries: Barney

Taurus: Wow Wow Wubzy

Gemini: Caillou

Cancer: Max & Ruby

Leo: Lazytown

Virgo: Sesame Street

Libra: Dora The Explorer

Scorpio: Powerpuff Girls

Sagittarius: Oswald

Capricorn: The Backyardigans

Aquarius: Tomas the Train

Pisces: Teletubbies

~Baby.Hermit