Astralspen - Astral :v

I finally finished and posted the Chuuya B-day fanfic! It's just a little domestic skk Fluff where Dazai goes to visit Chuuya and brings him a little something as a birthday surprise! Hope you enjoy it if you decide to read it :>

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

The collective anxiety spike and panic we get takes a while to go down. We must comfort our brethren through the after shocks.

Every time AO3 starts trending on Tumblr and it’s NOT down I always get worried. Like what do you mean it’s not down??? What are we all doing here, then?

Everyone in the ADA (except Kunikida) play a game whenever Dazai falls asleep where they have to balance as many things as they can on him until he wakes up. Atsushi started this trend after Kunikida had slammed some paperwork on a sleeping Dazai, who did not budge, and so Atsushi started stacking things on top of him.

Slowly, it became rather popular, and anyone who was in the office at the time of Dazai's nap will join in. Only Kunikida refuses to play because he says it's a waste of time, tho he'll secretly do it when it's just him and Dazai in the office. The weirder position Dazai fell asleep in, the more fun they had. They've stacked items on his head, back, legs, arms, whatever is in a perfect position to hold items at the time.

Dazai is obviously awake the moment they start bc he's an ex mafioso, of course he'd wake up if someone was quite literally stacking objects on top of him, but he pretends to be asleep because he finds it funny, and everyone else is having fun too. The only one who figured out Dazai is actually awake is Ranpo, who will balance particularly heavy objects on him to see how much he is willing to suffer for this silly game and to see if he can get him to crack

:O

I propose all schools go back to teaching their students cursive.

Why?

BECAUSE I WRITE IN CURSIVE AND NO ONE CAN READ MY FUCKING HANDWRITING BECAUSE NO ONE TAUGHT THEM CURSIVE

I SPEND FOREVER MAKING IT LEGIBLE AND NOW YOU CANT READ IT NOT BECAUSE ITS MESSY BUT BECAUSE YOU CANT BOTHER TO TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO READ FUCKING CURSIVE

Friendly reminder to all who consume fan made media: if you reblog gifs, gif makers will keep making them. If you reblog fanart, artists will keep drawing. If you leave comments on fanfics, writers will keep writing. As many have pointed out, we’re not Instagram and likes mean nothing :)

proud parent