Let Me Get This Straight:

Let me get this straight:

- there was no dance number

- barely any good songs

- no mention of the weird Korean ben with the side part

- Sloane and Ray were written off with one (1) line

- sure Ray walked out but why on earth did Sloane disappear if she was there with them in hotel oblivion I guess we’ll never know

- we were told Reggie erased everyone’s memories about Ben’s death but ??? it was physically impossible for him to have erased ghost Ben’s memory. Like, did Ben never discuss that with Klaus? It looks like he didn’t even realize it was Reggie who shot him, did he never ask Klaus how he died? 😭

- they showed us sparrow ben obsessively drawing Jennifer in s3, sort of insinuating he survived the Jennifer incident in the sparrow timeline but he straight up didn’t recognize her at all now? It’s like they were meeting for the first time?

- where did that subway even come from

- um. Five and Lila

- how the hell are their kids alive in the last scene if the siblings never existed

- why the hell are the Swedes and pretty much everyone from the commission there alive at the same time if they were meant to be taken from different time periods and that’s meant to be a true and pure timeline without any time travel whammy

- seriously wasn’t there a scene with an old timey black and white picture of the Swedes they would NOT be there in 2019-2024-whatever-year-it’s-supposed-to-be

- why does grace have a stroller in that last scene whose kid is that

- on that note what’s up with Lila’s family, to me that kind of insinuates all of the 43 WERE born in that timeline but… there’s no mention of any of the children or any of the siblings bio families

- which completely ruins the last plot point of ALL of the marigolds having to be destroyed, please even if the other children weren’t born there they straight up still had a half a jar of marigolds in Diego’s van 😭😭😭

- ALSO what was Abigail’s motivation, am I crazy or did she go like “fuck you reggie for wanting to destroy the world to punish you I am going to destroy the world” ???????

And I’m not even touching the whole Five characterization thing oh my god

More Posts from Aspirationsdelineation and Others

7 months ago
Clover Seems A Little Excited To See A Real Cowboy, Or At Least The One Starlo Tries To Represent As
Clover Seems A Little Excited To See A Real Cowboy, Or At Least The One Starlo Tries To Represent As

Clover seems a little excited to see a real cowboy, or at least the one Starlo tries to represent as best he can.

I had this little interaction incomplete and forgotten among my drawings, so I finished it XD

11 months ago
Memes In Sumeru 👌

memes in sumeru 👌

So…the fox sees the future. 

Yikes.

Anyway. AU where Tubbo’s a fox hybrid like Fundy and they bond over that and look out for each other. Tubbo quickly becomes his favorite uncle, and is the first person who little Fundy tells about his spooky, weird dreams. He was gonna tell Eret too, the day of the Final Control Room, but, well…the sentence speaks for itself. 

Tubbo ages normally because he’s more human, with just the ears, tail, slightly better senses, and some instincts. Meanwhile, Fundy can shift fully between a fox, human, and hybrid form, and has got the whole package, thus aging quicker. Basically just those two being close, and watching each other’s back, and maybe me seeing how much I can make this shift canon. Idk.

Au where Tubbo is Jackie (and not the other way around!) Jackie’s maybe 14 or so in the event, and sometime after the tales event, Jackie found himself in the past with a messed up memory, and was found on the side of the road by the sbi, taking the name Tubbo.

At some point he does remember who he was before he ended up in the past. And the whole hitman/expert fighter/war general thing is something that’s actually a lot harder to reconcile with who he is now than one would imagine it would be.

Oh, this is a really cool idea. For laughs, maybe he panicked when they asked what his name was, because he can’t remember it, and saw the name on the side of the box, and went ‘Tubbo...yes. My name is Tubbo. Absolutely, that is me, just nobody look at the words on the box.’ 

And I can imagine it would be. Being a hitman and growing up free to do kid-stuff like chase bees and wrestle with his friend probably make for two very different people, even if at the core, they’re the same. Nature and nuture, y’know? 

On the bright side, now he remembers why he knows how to pick locks and stab people in certain ways, and he remembers even more neat tricks! How useful!

Depending on when he remembers, there’s a lot of chances for different things to happen, so that’s also something that’d be neat to play around with.

Witches. Named after witches for their shared skill in brewery that no normal Player could master, but there was a difference between a witch, and a Witch.

Witches were beings that had learned to duplicate the powers of an admin, able to manipulate the natural world beyond a Player’s natural ability, to defy the laws of physics, and harness magic and potions beyond anything ever seen. Loved by the void, and all the oddities of the unnatural world. 

They were a true rarity, one in one hundred servers. 

And Tubbo was one of them.

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Or, Witch AU, because Witch!Tubbo is cool, and him using magic and being badass in general is cool. 

Witches, as previously mentioned, are basically less powerful versions of Admins. They do not naturally have this power, however, they have the ability to harness items and magic that gives them it. 

Witches and witches are different. Normal witches are the basic brewers. Witches, with a capital W, and sometimes Italics, if they’re the first word of sentence(because otherwise it’s confusing), are named because they share their brewery skills with them, but are otherwise classified as Players. 

Since Witches are so rare, the majority of them have Titles. Some are inherited, some are gained, and some are given. These Titles aren’t just for flair, having a Title enhances a Witches prowess in a certain magical area, though it certainly doesn’t mean it’s the only one they have to work with. 

Some Witches are the Coven, from X life, Aphmau, Eret, George, Karl, and probably some others, I haven’t figured it all out yet. Tubbo, before the Dream Smp, spends most of his time with the Coven, and is apprenticed to Lizzie. 

Due to being hunted in the pasts for the abilities, Witches in general tend to hide their nature from all but each other. Of course, it’s illegal to go after them now, but better safe than sorry, and all. 

Tubbo doesn’t have a Title yet, but when he eventually earns one, I was thinking something like the Sea Witch, with power of sea, because Captain Sparklez and stuff, or the Spruce Witch, with power over spruce biomes and all within it, because Snowchester and foxes. 

Befriended Tommy many years ago, and went to the Dream Smp because he invited him. With the amount of things that happened, he didn’t have time to ask for help from the Coven or anyone else.

Kind of just an Au where he decides ‘no, no, I’m done letting people screw me over’, except instead of it being just nukes to protect Snowchester, he also decides to dip back into his magic and make all kinds of potions as well as dig out all his Witch-related items that he hid when he was in the Smp as not to be discovered. 

He bonds with the Witches within the Smp, discovers Michael takes after him a bit more than he thought(his little Nether Witch, how cute), and Snowchester turns into a heavily fortified cozy town filled with many magical creatures waiting to devour anyone who upsets their master. The Coven comes to visit and help out too. 

Maybe Kinoko Kingdom turns into something similarly magical, but a bit less fortified, since there’s two Witches there as well, and a demon. Quackity’s a bit confused, but supportive of their magical natures.

I’m torn between Tubbo’s familiar being a fox, or some bees, or some strange mob from X life or somewhere else that just decides to either keep low, or only follows Tubbo to the Smp after Snowchester starts coming along.

6 months ago
Just Need To Get It Out Of My System.. Ruan Mei In Cheongsam...

just need to get it out of my system.. ruan mei in cheongsam...

They say odd things always happen more on a full moon-for the young of the Smp, this has unfortunately made itself true, as they begin waking up in strange places with no memory of the night before, and with a growing abundance of strange instincts they don’t know how to sate. 

Or, after a blood moon, Tubbo, Tommy, Ranboo, Purpled, and Fundy all get their more…inhuman heritage triggered. The issue is, none of them are aware of said heritage, and while it’s typically slow to emerge, full moons send all that heritage racing to the surface, shoving anything human deep under until morning. 

You can imagine how this causes some problems, right?

Tubbo is a siren, and his residence in Snowchester has effected his siren biology, turning his hair pale blond and light grey, and giving him a tail that spends in with the ice and snow surrounding the sea. 

Purpled is either a werewolf or a selkie, I’m unsure. Werewolf would mean he could run around with his dog army, but Selkie would mean he goes in the water with Tubbo, so. I kind of like kelpie for him too…

Tommy, I’m going for Tanuki. It’s a raccoon known for mischief, which, y’know. Raccoon boy.

Fundy is a kitsune, like his mother. 

And Ranboo, jersey devil, grimm, or dragon.

Both Fundy and Tommy keep getting stuck in places that are either really small, or have small entrances-because, well. Their more feral selves keep shapeshifting to get where they want to, and unfortunately, they’re more aware selves don’t know how to do that. 

Purpled starts hanging the group more, and feels very weird about leaving. Both wolves and seals are group-oriented creatures, so he’s associating the other creatures similar to him as his group, and will get defensive of them. 

Tubbo gets weird urges to sing and hum more, and when Techno was looking through Snowchester, he had the sudden urge to drown him-it randomly just came out of nowhere, and he had to stop himself from shoving the piglin into the lake, or hissing at him.

Ranboo is probably very territorial over a place, no matter what he is, all things considered. 

Basically just Fundy and the minors being really confused, but not nearly as much as the rest of the Smp when they have the misfortune to run into these guys on a full moon, because that’s equally bewildering and terrifying, depending on who they meet.

6 months ago
I Hate How Jinx’s Eye Colour Includes ‘Violet’ Which Is Vi’s True Name, One Of The Only Times
I Hate How Jinx’s Eye Colour Includes ‘Violet’ Which Is Vi’s True Name, One Of The Only Times

I hate how Jinx’s eye colour includes ‘Violet’ which is Vi’s true name, one of the only times we hear Powder/ Jinx call Vi ‘Violet’ is after Vi punches her and she holds Powder’s face in her hand, this moment is one of Jinx’s most reoccurring memories.. 😭 I HATE how this her eye colour after the shimmer is Pink Violet, her shimmer injection which changes her eye colour symbolising her almost complete change into Jinx, the name coincidentally her sister calls her RIGHT BEFORE she says ‘Violet.. please..”

EDIT!!: I just noticed that Jinx’s eye colour before she gets the shimmer injection is literally called ‘Blue Violet’ 😭😭, this symbolises how she never gave up on her sister and was constantly searching for her, this is shown when she shoots the firelight who she thinks looks like Vi but gets angry when it isn’t, shooting the girl because she isn’t Vi not because she looked like Vi.. and how she sets off the blue flare in hope that somehow her sister will find her way back to her..

I Hate How Jinx’s Eye Colour Includes ‘Violet’ Which Is Vi’s True Name, One Of The Only Times
I Hate How Jinx’s Eye Colour Includes ‘Violet’ Which Is Vi’s True Name, One Of The Only Times

I despise how Vi’s eyes eye colour includes ‘Powder’ which, symbolises that Vi is so blinded by the love that she has for her younger sister that she cannot believe that she has changed (mainly because she blames herself for being the reason Powder changed into Jinx.)

hope you enjoyed this cutesy fact!! 😜😜

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

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