You Know What Really Kills Me? That They Had The Chance To Explore This Real Canon Material And They

a headcannon ive had for a while:

What if mcyt members with limited lives bleed and ones who can die endlessly dont

Take tubbo on the qsmp for example, he made a silly joke and now has 2 lives, like an egg. So when he lost his first life, he bled while being attacked in that dungeon. Like he gets hit and sees blood and is immediately like “thats not good”

And when richas kills him, he bleeds and richas is like “hes just being silly” and the other eggs are like “wtf”. Tubbo swipes at richas and he gets cut a lil and bleeds, all eggs do. Because they only have 2 lives, players dont bleed because they have unlimited lives.

Fit starts getting concerned when tubbo screams to stop, it wasnt a normal “noooo plz” its like a “PLEASE NO I DONT WANNA DIE” typa scream. Fit is more concerned and a little scared now because he can see blood.

And then tubbo is dead.

He doesn’t respawn.

And the pieces fall into place;

When tilin died, there was blood.

When juanaflippa died, there was blood.

When trump died, there was blood.

When bobby died, there was blood.

When tubbo died,

There was blood.

AU where the different nations and settlements become personified, if cared enough for. These personifications have special connections to their residents-the leaders in particular. 

Said connections allow them to grant minor blessings occasionally, or even temporarily merge with the leaders to make them stronger so they can help more. 

Like, L’manberg comes into existence just a bit after the war begins, and everyone just really starts fighting for it’s ideals. They help raise Fundy, tend to everyone’s wounds, feel just as betrayed when Eret leaves them. 

And when their final death comes, they close their eyes, and let what little remains of them merge into the son of her creator, turning Fundy into a perma-merged, giving him both new abilities, and a hundred new conflicting feelings on everyone he knows. 

Snowchester is born a little bit before the Finale, but Tubbo only learns of her existence once he returns from it, and she is equally loving and dangerous in the name of survival as he is. 

The SMP is a deity older than all of them, but despite that, there are times where it-he seems so raw and human, they cannot help but wonder.

Here's a list of things I liked in s4 because I need more than one morbidly beautiful opening shot to give me a purpose in life:

Confirmation that Ben and Viktor were close as children

Proof that Ben's always had a mean streak in him, the brainwashing just made him seem like a saint

The concept of the time subway

Five's Deli

That scene with Diego spinning in the air with bullets swirling around him

Jennifer having a Filipina actress

Diego and Lila's daughter being named Grace

Klaus practically being Claire's other parent

Luther embracing the silly

Gene and Jean

New Splatoon lore just dropped

Schwarzwälder

Sauerkraut

Isha’s song

fuck this show man.

Wait a second, Irish Man playing Hollow Knight. RTGame? Love them. Anyway, love all the AUs that people have made for the Dream SMP.

To be fair, fundy storyline was that he was like a Phoenix and reborn from a young age for his first canon life loss, so there was a Fundy from before, but well, they always said is harder to people to get out of something you were born in than not

O MAYBE THAT DREAM AMMNESIA THING IS HIS OLDER SELF TRYING TO GET HIM TO WAKE UP AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING but XD never let him outright say it so he has to get mysterious while being hunted in dream plan by this God that get ideas from what happens in this realm and translates it to to history. That's why he words it like it's a Fundy ability and because Fundy too can access and mess with this realm too

And maybe because Fundy knows deeply about this world and its tricks and how to change it and explore it at his favour XD had to make it like he was born from this history and not was trow in it, but of cource the fox boy finds the glitches and edit things on his own so to busy him XD trow to him too a lots of angst to deal with

...I like Fundy a normal amount shut up

Oh wow I’m very behind on Fundy lore. I’ve been so focused on Jack Lore and an Irish Man playing Hollow Knight that I forgot to see the other lore.

Anyways. Oh boy. The dreams being his older self trying to get him to wake up and see what’s happening? Oh no. Oh dear. Now Fundy is freaking the hell out with this. And Fundy also has a lot of angst in this to nerf him or else he’ll be too powerful.

AU where Dream and Tubbo are siblings, and Dream convinces Tubbo he’s doing all that bad stuff for the sake of the SMP, and gets Tubbo to help him out.

By the time Tubbo is aware of what his brother’s really doing, which is not the much nicer version he’s been told, he’s too scared to leave, having long since been convinced that everybody else would kill him in a heartbeat. 

Once his brother is put in jail, Tubbo, who’d been watching from a hidey hole, and really didn’t want any part of this, was teleported out by XD. Why the deity did so, he’s uncertain, but he did. Teleported way out to some distant snowy biome with a few spruce trees, where Tubbo was, essentially, stranded.

He thinks it might be for the best, honestly. He’s not exactly on great terms with everybody. 

Purpled kind of has the role of Tommy’s best friend here, because Dream was lowkey an overprotective brother before he decided to be evil instead, and insisted Tubbo wear a protective mask, and keep away from everybody. So, they definitely all think he’s a lot older than he actually is. 

The only ones who have any idea are Bad, George, and Sapnap. Bad’s possessed by the Egg, Dream convinced Sapnap Tubbo was all for it, and George…George has been a bit occupied in Dreamland. 

Purpled being Tommy’s friend changed quite a bit, actually. He was never part of L’manberg, but he fought with them, and helped out. And when Tommy was exiled by Fundy, after he managed to find the place(it took him awhile, with Dream throwing him off and distracting him), he got Tommy out of there.

The two eventually ran across Techno while hiding from Dream, and both he and Phil were not happy to hear what Dream had been doing to their youngest. 

So they take Tommy in, and he ends up sticking with them, along with Purpled, and eventually Ranboo, who they invite to join them on Doomsday, and he agrees, because he’s been having a hard time in L’manberg, not having too many allies. 

The Syndicate helps imprison Dream. They’re aware of Ranboo’s enderwalking problems, and trying to help.

What they don’t know is that when Enderboo isn’t forced under Dream’s command, he’s actually very chill, and also, very, very fond of Tubbo, who’s always nice to him, and, occasionally, when his brother wasn’t around, would goof off with him. 

Enderboo leaves a lot of semi-cryptic messages for Ranboo that basically amount to ‘please go check on Tubbo, I’m very worried, and I don’t think he’s eating’ or something similar. Unfortunately, Ranboo never figures out what they mean, and just gets really freaked out instead. 

Tubbo has accidentally adopted a piglin child with Enderboo-I mean, he assumes that’s what’s going on, he’s not entirely sure. Enderboo kind of just dropped the child off, and now they’re raising him?? Very confusing, but Tubbo kind of enjoys the company.

Basically Tubbo just being sad in his cozy spruce cottage, Enderboo being that one stray cat that keeps adopting things, and everyone else having no idea what’s going on, but misunderstanding just about everything.

Looking into a parallel canon

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