Ajkssdjfk This Is Becoming A Problem

broke: cameron is the token straight thats on thin ice

woke: knox is the token straight thats on thin ice

Franz Kafka, Diaries, 1910-1923 // Jorge Luis Borges, The Aleph and Other Stories // René Magritte, La reproduction interdite // Andrés Cerpa, The Vault // Penelope Scott, Sweet Hibiscus Tea // Ocean Vuong, On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous // Aron Wiesenfeld, The Pit // Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet // Clementine von Radics, “Sweet the Sound” from Dream Girl

i’m trapped.

I sure like the idea of being a smooth talker for someone who Talks Like This At All Times. I read too much criminal propaganda fiction for someone who has to emphasize every word. 

disagree with me if u want but I think it would be so hilarious if, after Jeremy becomes one of the first and only people that Neil immediately decides he likes, Jeremy just LOATHES Neil. Because in tsc we learn that Neil Josten just gives scary vibes. He’s harsh, he’s unpredictable, and he has that manic smile he shows more and more that’s just unsettling. And WE know that he can actually be very caring and empathetic when he likes someone, but Jeremy has barely ever interacted with him. Neil’s perception of Jeremy that we see in tkm is that he’s just this really chill, nice guy who’s great at exy and is just someone Neil really appreciates. But Jeremy only knows Neil through a) his not so flattering public reputation, and b) his pretty complicated relationship with Jean. Jeremy’s most significant memory of Neil is that one day, Neil just randomly shows up in California and Jean just looks terrified, they disappear for five hours and when Jean gets back he has a huge breakdown and looks like he’s going to cry. Wouldn’t it be so hilarious if this just taints any perception that Jeremy has of Neil? and so when they actually meet up, captain sunshine—the most accepting and kind man alive who is just friends with anyone—thinks that Neil is just an absolute asshole.

Bonus if Neil is completely oblivious to this. They start talking after a game and Jeremy is being super cold to him, to the point that even the foxes notice how awkward the conversation is, and then later that night Neil’s just like: “Jeremy’s the best, one of the only exy captains I actually have respect for.” And the other foxes are like ???

“maybe the curtains are blue because the author just liked the color blue” set human critical thinking skills decades back

tiktok comments i think school spirits characters would use

Do YOU want to cry?

Oh I'm sure you do!!!!!

This will give you FEELS for WEEKS

TEARS for MILES

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