[about My Own Oc, Who I Created] In Theory Its Possible She Would Say That, But We Just Dont Know For

“booktok girlies” are so funny to me.

“here are the top five NASTIEST books i’ve read this month 🌶️🥵”

and it’s like not even smut, its just some basic fast burn cringey “her emerald green orbs”, “men writing women”, “im in love with the enemy” basic shit, with like a sex scene that lasts way too long

like get your ass on Ao3 😭

the shit ive— not even read, just heard about is insane “rape/non-con” WHAT? EXCUSE ME WHY IS THAT A TAG WHO IS READING THAT????

but wattpad’s pretty crazy too, glad I’ve left that phase FAR behind me… eugh *shivers*

but seriously go on fucking Ao3, theres fucking fics with a million words on there

like go fucking read a billford fic and come back to me.

not even bro, just a fic w/ bill innit is enough— A FIC FROM THE GF FANDOM IS ENOUGH

*COUGH, DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL, COUGH COUGH*

like go read a fandom fic, pick a fandom, any fandom! (please dont ask for suggestions, i’m traumatised)

the donut was soggy….. :(

sorry mike

(he’s 104 today!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHEAL!!!!!! 🎂🎉

(I can’t do anything special for him rn cause i have to go to school, but worry not, i will be doodling him all day, and will bake him a cake when i get home)

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

EW WHAT. WTF. CHAT. GUYSSS…. WHAT. WHA WHAT DYM IVE HAD THIS ACCOUNT FOR A YEAR NO I HAVENT EWW

YOU CAN DO THAT????

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

So... how's outpatient therapy at the mystery shack going?? :')

Paul Williams in Phantom of the Paradise is so human Bill Cipher

(this is ugly as shit since i fucked up the line art so bad, so im gonna go over it on ibispaint)

Ford saying that he used to view Bill as "the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy" is actually so funny once you remember that he is talking about the guy that couldn't figure out how to tie his shoes AT LEAST until he was 16 and then made his life's ambition drinking cosmic martini and driving whatever the hell this is

lmao just realising that this whole blog is dedicated to my gf au and yet i haven’t posted a single thing about the main guy it’s about 😭

@the-tiniest-demigod working on the drawing you requested *big evil silly grinch smile*

this is just the rough-rough sketch after i doodled the idea on paper, originally bill was gonna be looking at him and grinning at him, and a little bit of his face would be non-pyrite-ified so he could see bill mocking him

actually that sounds way better than it did in my head thats what im doing