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The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.

And then they said, “oh yeah they’re all related btw. All the galaxy’s problems are this one family’s fault. Hope this helps 😘”

Star Wars: The Clone Wars characters as Whose Line Is It Anyway prompts

Anakin Skywalker:

Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Ahsoka Tano:

Captain Rex:

Commander Cody:

Fives:

Padmé Amidala:

Yoda:

Darth Maul:

Hondo Ohnaka:

I'd like to take a moment and appreciate Bail Organa - a man who without thought to his own safety rushes towards the burning Jedi temple to try to help, then takes it upon himself to try and find Yoda and/or any other survivors because he KNOWS the Jedi wouldn't betray the Republic.

He then without any hesitation adopts Leia, despite all the danger it would bring him and Breha (and Breha agrees to it), he loves and raises her as his own.

Despite the continued dangers of being a known Jedi sympathizer he remains in the Imperial Senate, secretly helping organize the Rebellion and introduces the Fulcrum program.

Then while his daughter is god knows where he immediately offers to rush to Tatooine to protect Luke since Obi-Wan isn't there. Even though this likely means Leia is hurt or dead.

Bail Organa is a hero, and I think one of the first true Jedi-stans!!!

I love the Organas!!!

snoozin’

reblog if you’re gay because of ghosts

wlw is not entertainment for straight men! repeat after me, wlw is not entertainment for straight men.

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i'm pulling a full 180 heel-face-turn on my anakin skywalker opinions. i no longer think anakin skywalker's childhood trauma was the gas in the engine that made him a monster. i actually think it's less about that and more about traumatic brain injuries #1-#4,002, and if anyone had ever done a brain scan on darth vader they might have been able to diagnose him with a bad, bad case of Holy Shit disease, wherein his brain tissue is so scarred from TBIs #1-#4,002 it no longer appears like it should function at all. my reasoning for this: that man has been a pilot since the age of nine, and i don't think that small child had a very good helmet for the space death NASCAR he was participating in.