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PROUD TUMMY SLEEPER ✊🏼

Bro wth are these names 😭

they just fucking name skateboard tricks anything huh

dont??

1- do not the fish, 2- PLEASE don't fucking call it that...

yeah i love being plastic that is a bitch to use

:(

again just name it dong tingler or something atp

?

aw man

1- okay..., 2- honestly real, 3- thats just mean :(

i guess??

please stop

taking a hit through the nostril sounds horrendous.

IM TRYING MY BEST

okay darth vader???

kinda cute i like this one (i think barley is just a cute name tbh)

erm... what the

Okay get it tbh but damn

kinda funny like this one too

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE VEGGIES AND FRUIT NAMES???

damn didnt know he was chill like that

1- leave the poor guy alone :(, 2- I kinda like this one, 3- FUCKING FRUITS

i read this like a tired dad trying to teach his kid how to do tricks

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

all of my problems would vanish if i could just have one good cry in between milo greer’s massive fucking titties 

No no, they're right

The horrors (school) are gone and life is good again

DID THIS BITCH FORSHADOW HIS OWN MARRIAGE??!???

I can’t with him y’all

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SPOILER WARNING FOR THE LOST AND FOUND ‼️

Ok so, ever since I first created my YV OC’s , I’ve always made SB, rook and Cas related in some way. First I made them siblings, then college buddies with different majors, but then I finally landed with the idea to just make the three of them all cousins that grew up together, basically siblings.

Cas being the oldest and SB being the youngest, but all three are born within the same year.

For some reasons left to be determined, the three haven’t seen each other in a few years.

And now that it’s considered cannon that Cas is Auron’s driver, with all of that in mind, imagine how ABSOLUTELY ACWARD AND EMBARRASSING that reunion was for Cas and rook, like imagine having to literally sit through listening to YOUR COUSIN giving the sloppiest of toppies to YOUR BOSS, and given the timeline, Cas might have been pretty new to this job when that took place.

And as for Rook, imagine you just did all that and then you hear the driver say that you guys arrived to your destination, but that voice… It sounds pretty familiar? You’ve heard that voice before, but where?

Just to see the privacy window roll down and it’s YOUR FUCKING COUSIN LIKE OMG. And they’re low key looking at you with a sense of trauma and pain in their eyes and all you can do is literally just sit and stare back like a deer in headlights wondering just how much they heard. I just know that Cas HAD to contact SB and tell them about that whole encounter, and rook knew they would too.

I find that to be the funniest thing ever, I didn’t think that the driver Casper HC would actually be canon 😭

THEY’RE GRAY (hope this helps 👍🏼)

WHAT COLOR ARE FAUST EYES

Yall, what if there was a YV/ Redacted crossover? Like what would your YV oc’s be in the redacted verse? It’s been on my mind for a bit, and I can already envision what my oc’s would be and all that but I just think it’s a pretty neat idea