Ninjago Season 1 Is So Funny Bc It’s Like 2 Normal Teenage Boys Then The Most Autistic Looking Individuals

I ran some calculations and discovered kai has the energy output of 3 nuclear power plants.

In the first episode of season 11, Kai is seemingly able to heat a bell full of water instantly from (presumably) 25 Celsius to 40.

If we assume the bell is a cylinder 2.5m in diameter and 3m deep, that gives us 59 cubic metres of water. Convert to kilograms and we get 58,728 kilograms.

The specific heat capacity of water is 4200 j/kg/°C. Rearrange and we get an energy output of 3 gigawatts/joules.

The average nuclear power plant produces 1 gigawatt, and according to back to the future, you need 1.21 gigawatts to travel through time. And he was RELAXING.

In conclusion, Kai and Nya didn't need to stowaway on the iron doom. Kai could also power Ninjago city. Kai is a god.

just saw someone say that after toa the other gods surely lost all respect for apollo and that he'll be seen as a joke

I,, strongly disagree

I don't think you guys grasp how truly impressive apollo showed himself to be in those trials

he was meant to be fully mortal, fully. It was a blatant assassination attempt

like, zeus put his all in making apollo as mortal as he could possibly be and the result was a blatant not at all

I don't understand how you can mock apollo for being weak in toa, he was meant to have no power at all, the fact he even does is a testament to his sheer inherent divinity

he had his power and memory stolen and was thrown in a situation meant to counter Specifically Him. at full power

it was unironically an Impossible task

and the fucker did it

IN SIX MONTHS!!?!

I don't think anyone had realized he was willingly crippling himself socially until he effortlessly gained the loyalty and love of everyone he met the moment he stopped holding himself back, because he was plenty liked before, he was actively trying to make himself distasteful and he was still more popular than any of them. What. A. Doozy.

Apollo was put in a situation where he had to show how much control zeus had over him when things got real and he answered that with willing himself back to divinity and sheepishly saying "none at all, really"

Well said.

Why is Dean so adorable? Why am I in love with Dean Winchester? How to marry a fictional character?

Oh shoot-this isn’t google!!

Wait a minute!! I make FUN of the characters!!! You can’t bring this to ME! 

I have to STOP you!! Don’t you SEE??? Dean is nothing but a brilliantly strategic, pattern-mapping, well-read, mechanically-gifted fool!!! Don’t you understand? He’s an idiot! He’s never funny or endearing ever, and it isn’t as if he's suffered a lifetime of trauma and yet still manages to find joy in the little things in life—good food, soft clothes, movies and TV, joking around. Heart on his sleeve??? Annoying! Transformative love?? Pssh!! Yeah right!! Stop being so emotional about it, geez! It isn’t as if he somehow manages to wrap up nurturing/vulnerability/love and ruthless/murderous intent into his person in a way that’s fascinating and eye-drawing and moving in its duality rather than just confusing. It isn’t like he’s the whole found family theme or something—which the show’s fans named themselves “spn family” after. What did Dean ever do to make you like him anyway???? Don’t you know you’re only allowed to find 100% unproblematic characters (that don’t actually exist) adorable??? You better check yourself, Anon!

Why is this so cute???? I love them

The Homeric Hymn to Hermes is so fucking funny of an origin story. It really just goes

Maia sighing about this whole baby nonsense and going back to sleep: I did not ask for this

Hermes running off to kill a turtle invent a lyre and steal Apollo's cows before noon: alright good timing Apollo will notice any minute now

Maia waking up: why do you smell like beef -_-

Baby Hermes born twelve hours ago: Mom we are Not living in this cave anymore

Maia: What's this we shit you stole Apollo's cows that's a you problem get lost ! (she literally tried to kick him out of the cave right before Apollo shows up)

Apollo: Hey you ! I know you stole my cows !

Baby Hermes: ME ! But I am just a little baby in my blankies who wants my mother's milk how could I so weak and new born have stolen anything

Apollo: real babies don't talk dumbass let's go see Zeus

Zeus definitely laughing his ass off: Well Hermes what do you have to say for yourself

Hermes god of Lies: I can not tell a lie not to you who claims to be my father. Now you see I never took those cattle... across a threshold. And I will confess to my blame nesses

Zeus and Apollo very much aware he didn't swear to anything just then: Okay just show us the cows kid

Apollo walking with Hermes thirty hours old now a young boy not a baby: You are growing very fast I am actually terrified for your power when you're full grown, slayer of Argus.... don't worry about who Argus is

Hermes singing on his brand new lyre: Okay. Hey do you want this Apollo I knowww you love music

Apollo taking it: YES !

Hermes a normal amount of pleased -> literally in the text highlighted that this is the moment he started loving Apollo forever now: Okay awesome we should go tell Zeus we're besties now and you're totally cool about the cow stealing

Apollo: Yeah about that little thief. If you swear to never steal from me again I'll love you forever and hold you dear to my heart

Hermes nodding his head and very obviously avoids invoking the styx becuase you never know when you'll want to rob big brother again

Apollo: ... Good enough I promise to love you forever and give you lots of good gifts like this golden staff here enjoy !

Zeus sending his Eagle down to oversee this bond of brotherhood: Most successful sibling bonding exercise I have ever done well done Me

Hermes: I'm still going to swindle people all of the time to be clear

Apollo: I know I'm going to sing about you a lot !

Hmmmmmm, why is this true?

I love being a Gi-hun fan because we're all like "Gi-hun’s greatest strength is his heart; no matter how many times it breaks, it will always be the foundation of who he is" while at the same time we're also like, "Gi-hun's ass is so fat it can fit so many dicks in that bad boy" and I think that's wonderful.

"Thought I was patient, but I bit right through

I could never get enough of you

I could never get enough of you

I don't lose."

They're just theater kids with one (many) cameras  🫂✨

Just started Supernatural for the first time. I've been watching it every hour I possibly can. It is so hyperfizable. Sure, its not perfect but it's so easy to love.

I have thoughts but my main one is that Dean deserves the world. I finished season 5 last night at 2 am. The character development this boy goes through?!!!! Amazing! I think I'll write a essay on just why I love it so much.

(no one spoil anything past season 5 please)

Happy aromantic visibility day!! Love this aroace king