"My Heart A Satellite Orbiting Wherever You Are", You Do Not Say That To A Friend Bro, Just Admit It

Update

I'm in the office right now I'll be back when it's over.

What the actual fuck, America

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

I don't know how the hell we're letting America get to this, but know, a that politicians that are still trying to find the Scooby Doo villain that stole all their fucking spines aren't going to help you need to help. Because God damn it, this land isn't gonna be known as the "land of the free" it's going to be known as the nazi nation soon if we don't fix this.

Took this from Instagram because this is urgent US folks.

You need to call and email your reps no matter if you live in a red or blue state. This cannot be allowed to pass.

It will prevent anyone who has ever changed their name from voting (including their last name)

HELL YEAHHHHHHH!

You’ve been WADDLED!!!

Wanya, Wanya!

Reblog to Waddle someone else!

Tagging: Anyone who wants to get WADDLED!!!

Splatoon

Smg4

Kirby

Politics

My Splatoon AU

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Reblog if you, too, greatly desire a hot dog

dear Bipper shippers get some help. Do you realize you're literally shipping a triangle that's at least a millennia old with somebody that isn't even a teenager. And like, nobody's talking about that, sir, he is a minor. Bill is many things, but a pedophile he's not. Like dude, you're making my Dorito man be in the same category as Drake. Seriously, there's literally a whole community around Bipper with like 20 members, and I want all those 20 members to log off of Tumblr, touch some grass. And finally, after all of that, delete their account and start fresh. This is a call to action #anti-Bipper. Please reblog to spread the word. And finally, one last note for Bipper shippers.

Now finally, thank you, mother fuckers of Tumblr that are reading this.

God dammit! ⚍

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors