WEDNESDAY | 1x07 “If You Don’t Woe Me By Now”
found something so freaking funny on reddit while looking up things as I write my fic. So, I was looking up the note that Thing dropped on the tip jar to Tyler and saw this on reddit;
this-
Aaron Blackford freaking out bc Lina is not eating
just a king being a king
NATEWYN + COMFORT
2x03 // 2x05 // 2x07
It is Wednesday, my dudes🖤🖤
[Alex and Ava rush home from date night]
[Josh and Jules rocking the twins to sleep in the nursery]
Alex: What happened to your phone?
Josh: I put it on silent.
Alex: Why?
Jules: Because the two of you were driving us crazy.
Ava: The two of us?
Alex: I might have called a couple times....
Josh, deadpan: 8 times.
Ava, laughing: You crazy obsessive parent.
Jules, deadpan: You called 10.
Ava:
Ava: I missed them....
[In the men's groupchat]
Josh: So guys I've been thinking...
Christian: Careful, you might pull a muscle.
*Josh removes Christian from the groupchat*
Josh: So guys I've been thinking...
Tyler: Look, I get it. You’re stressed out, two people died –
Wednesday: Twelve people died.
Tyler: Not the point. The point is, they’re dead now and really, whose fault is that?
Wednesday: Yours.
Tyler: That’s right, no one’s.
Tyler "the jumper"/Wednesday "the bystander who stole the cop's megaphone as he was trying (and failing) to talk Tyler down from suicide" meetcute
Wednesday📢: This is pathetic!
Tyler: What the fuck?!
Wednesday: You're going to kill yourself and the best you could come up with is jumping off a building!
Tyler: Who are you?!
Wednesday: I can't believe you're committing to dying a complete cliche!
Tyler: ...
...
That's the first smart thing anyone has said in 2 hours!
Wednesday: You've been standing there for 2 hours?! Either jump or get down already!
Tyler: the sad thing is i can't tell if you're some rando or if this is an actual attempt by the cops to talk me down!
Wednesday: Don't you ever compare me to a cop again! I'll push you myself!
Tyler: Don't threaten me with a good time!
*cop tries to snatch megaphone back scuffle. Wednesday emerging victorious*
Wednesday: Now then! Where were we?!oh right! You're pathetic for this wasted display! No creativity! No passion! You aren't even jumping! It's just falling! Gravity does all the work!
Tyler: I'll have you know I'm an actual artist!
Wednesday: So far, I'm not impressed!
Tyler: You know, this is astoundingly callous! And mean!
...
...
Marry me?!
Wednesday: ...
...
Why on earth would I marry you?!
Tyler: ...
I'll give you a massage every day!
Wednesday: That barely upgrades you from uncreative hack to almost worth a coffee date! I'm looking for something about you that's worth marriage!
Tyler: Literally every woman I know would have killed for that!
Wednesday: I'm not convinced you know any women!
Tyler: ...
I know a woman!
Wednesday: Mothers don't count!
Tyler: Jokes on you! I never knew my mom!
Wednesday: You're dealing with that pretty well!
Tyler: ...
That's really fucked up!
Wednesday: I'm still waiting for a reason to marry you!
Tyler: Fine!
I'm not terrible to look at!
Wednesday: Debatable!
Tyler: I would literally sooner dismember myself than cheat on you! And I have an ex's testimony to prove it!
Wednesday: Why wait?! Chop off your hand and bleed out right now! It's a bit rushed, but it'll be better than jumping!
Tyler: With what?! I don't exactly carry around a butcher's knife with me everywhere I go!
Wednesday: Your lack of preparation skills say little about your ability to be an adequate husband!
Tyler: Ok, yknow what?! If you marry me, you'll have saved an actual life! You'd be a hero!
Wednesday: We have downgraded to giving you a fake number!
Tyler: Man, fuck you! You sadistic little-!
Wednesday: We have upgraded to one night stand!
Tyler: Is this a joke to you?!
Wednesday: Yes, but I kinda want to see where this goes now!
*Wednesday is tased and the megaphone is taken away from her. Nobody liked that*
*They have coffee a week later*
Alex: *smiles big*
Christian: What the fuck is that?
Josh: *whispering* What kinda magic trick is this, Ava?
Ava: Awww, look at his dimple.
Rhys: This dude can smile?
Bridget: Interesting, I'll have to do some research on this.
Stella: That's adorable.
Jules: Is no one else scared?
*Alex’s eyes turning soft as sofia walks down the staircase as she smiles brightly*: little sunshine, you make my each day brighter.
*Rhys smiling at camilla as she walks down the stairs for prom*: my little princess looks so pretty.
*Christian’s anger runs down the drains as he watches dahlia walk down the stairs*: my sweet girl, you look just like your mom.
*josh watching jeremy as he gives his arm to dahlia*:You are not my son anymore.
Don't follow me just because I'draw this🤣. I mainly focus on shipping Weyler and rarely draw Wenclair🥹(but wenclair is cute too
OTP MEME ♥ 1/2 scenes The almost-kiss.
WYLER SEASON 2 AU: Tyler felt their supposed bond snap and become tethered to someone else as soon as Laurel took her last breath. After escaping the van, Tyler follows the Addams family hearse to the Addams Family mansion. He interrupts Wednesday's stroll through the forest and tries to explain everything that happened, and all that Laurel did to him. The Hyde longs for his master while the human side of Tyler wants to beg for her forgiveness, but Wednesday is having none of it. Morticia and Gomez are of course, thrilled that a serial-killing monster is pursuing their daughter and offer Tyler a room immediately. The Addamses love Tyler, and Wednesday is the only one who refuses to interact with him. But that doesn't stop Tyler from inserting himself in Wednesday's business.
I'm not sure but I just realized...maybe...
-Since Wednesday’s visions were based off of her personality spectrum, she still had a little doubt about Tyler, (we all know she’s a skeptical person) but not in a way that she’s suspicious he’s a bad person (or maybe our girl really was doubting hard that's why she saw it idk) That’s why she saw it in her vision, but still taken-aback by what she saw. (refers to the kiss at Weathervane, him being the Hyde)
(It’s a wonder why Wednesday didn’t have any bad visions about Tyler on the first episodes, probably because she trusted him, until she had a little suspicion or reassessment about him, since she was thinking of giving their relationship or him a chance to be more than friends.)
hear the lines? when Tyler said about Xavier "pretty nuts, like he always seem so normal for an outcast."
then Wednesday continues with "It has made me reevaluate things." this is just me taking a wild guess but what if Wednesday doesn't really believe that Xavier is the Hyde or the bad guy in this situation, but since all the evidence points to him, she has no other way of proving that it isn't really him.
Then she goes "Like who I can trust." when he asks, evaluate like what things bbygurl?
Maybe Tyler thought that he's off her radar since Xavier is literally in jail, (poor boy, bless his paints) so he assumed that Wednesday is there to discuss being more than friends, or hang out whatever. Then, she steps forward and initiate a kiss. Then voila, moments after, she has a vision that he's the Hyde (killing his therapist specifically, I also wonder why of all he has killed, why did Wednesday see that scene in particular?)
What really kills me though is Tyler's constant bugging Wednesday to be closer to her or in a certain proximity, (since her visions are mostly triggered with touch or when the person or a related thing is near her) maybeee hoping that she'll have a vision that he's indeed the Hyde, and help him before its too late or just to have someone understand his situation. And Wednesday here in this scene is doubting him and maybe hoping that he wasn't the Hyde because she's already attached or have feelings for him, even though it doesn't sit right to her that she presumably captured the wrong guy.
(never getting over this scene btw)
here's a meme of Xavier for comedic effect, thanks for reading through my insanity if you made it this far, there's probably more in the future (meme not mine)
nate: *drunk, talking with the bayview crew* yeah. and that girl right there? that's my girlfriend.
bronwyn: your wife, nate.
nate: my wife?! oh man, that's even better.
Sometime in S2 of Wednesday
Wednesday, Tyler and Sheriff Galpin are searching this spooky house/mansion/building in search of something but all of a sudden Wednesday feels her stalkers presence and alerts the other two.
And the Sheriff's just like,
Donovan: Geez Addams, who in there right mind would be this obsessed with you?
And Wednesday's just like,
Wednesday: Well, I caught your son didn't I?
Tyler: . . . . . . .
😭✋🏾
#fav scene of twisted hate.
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS & TYLER GALPIN
WEDNESDAY | 01.07 “If You Don’t Woe Me By Now”
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Plot twist. When Tyler is running off at the meeting house, a full grown lion shows up and blocks him. Wednesday catches up to the hyde staring at this *fucking lion wtf" dumbfounded and she's just like: Kitty?!
Kitty ran away and tracked Wednesday down because she missed her and demanded scritches.
She gets her scritches.
Tyler, hyperventilating: 911? My wife is in labor
Operator: Sir, is this her first child?
Tyler, panicked: NO THIS IS HER HUSBAND-
Tyler: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Wednesday I'll kill you.
Tyler, laughing: Sorry, that sounded like a joke. I will actually kill you.
*Ajax and Tyler drunk af
Ajax: I don't think we can enter this bar.
Tyler: Why not?
Ajax: Because it says 18+ only, and there's only two of us.
Tyler: Idiot, just invite more people.
NATE GOT HIS LEATHER JACKET!!!!!!! OOUIL COSTUME DEPARTMENT ILU
I KNOW IM SO HAPPY!!! IM GONNA POST THE PICTURE AGAIN BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH COOPER IS SO HOT!!!
Tyler's dialogue has always resonated with me during this scene, because we haven't seen Wednesday gone back to the coffee since episode 1. Which actually means she went back, but we viewers we just don't haven't seen it done. It happened off screen. So they also probably had scenes that we didn't see. I mention this because antis sometimes like to say that there wasn't enough of a scene between these two for Tyler to say they both seemed to like each other, except in fact, they actually spent more time together than what we saw on screen. In a series, there are always off-screen things happening. And Tyler and Wednesday clearly saw each other off-screen in / between episode 2 and 3. Enough for her to have a very specific habit in her commands. Because yes, to have a habit in a coffee, you obviously have to go there several times.
Also... Something tells me she hasn't had to pay often.