alittlebitinsane

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somebody help me my head is stuck in this cutout i cant get it out

that one friend who's too ( )

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cutout in wall for you to stick your head through and take photos of with at an amusement park

The first of the machines to have reached the bottom of Hell, V2 was offered a contract by the King of the Underworld: unlimited fuel from the river Styx, in exchange for stopping any other machine from setting foot into Hell.

.imagine if kris as aroace and we are aroace and we find this out about eachother and have a moment of solidarity then it's back to kris shoving us (the red soul we inhabit) in a cage or something. anyways

the new gabriel plush is doing things to my friend group

cant even eat sandwich anymore. because of the Curse.

gently bap your passum

oh my god i had these as a kid. What the fuck

my a feetsa be so warm aand cozy

uh hey i think i messed up

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: fashion your hatred into a blade

she is plant, her snack is the sun!!!!

WHERE IS THE TREAT FOR THE BEAN????? GIVE HER!!! TREAT!!!!

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

do NOT let ingo and emmet around this motherfucker, he will be dead on the curb within HOURS

Whyd they make the Blaze button so big? Tumblr making your button bigger isnt gonna make me any less broke sorry pal

why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

Does salt water Taffy go bad

Yes. Immediately when it's made.

hey. hey. I know i made a post about it but that doesn’t mean i want the thing spoiled. kinda takes all the fun out of speculation dontcha think. if i wanted to see datamined spoilers i would look at datamined spoilers not make speculation posts. Thanks though!

I have a feeling that the next Hades 2 major update is coming out, and while we still don’t know who the final boss for the surface route is gonna be… im still scared. What if its Zagreus guys what if we have to fight Zagreus. I know it like 90% wont happen but what if we have to fight Zagreus. I can’t kill him hes GAHHJ

I have a feeling that the next Hades 2 major update is coming out, and while we still don’t know who the final boss for the surface route is gonna be… im still scared. What if its Zagreus guys what if we have to fight Zagreus. I know it like 90% wont happen but what if we have to fight Zagreus. I can’t kill him hes GAHHJ

worst thing ive ever created hope you enjoy <3 (also tried a new style out i think its neat)

og image under the cut

짤트레

in this day and age? Ill take anything i can get

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

woke agenda? nah man. asleep agenda. snoring agenda. snrrrk mimimimi agenda. only times written in this agenda are bedtimes

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

i can wait 10 years more for silksong if they don't make a second winged nosk

me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

I mean perfect. fuck.

Practice makes pussy