Me: *comes Home From Class And Waits For The Elevator*

me: *comes home from class and waits for the elevator*

random guy: *quietly says hi as i get in the elevator*

my brain: we know him

me: cool, who is he?

brain: no idea

me: but you just said-

brain: hey look, he's going to the same floor as you

me: oh yeah, maybe that's where i saw him

me: *gets out of the elevator and walks to my apartment only to realize the random guy lives in the apartment right in front of mine*

brain: oh funny, he's your neighbor

me: you bitch

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6 years ago

Mood

A: Oh, I’m sorry, I can’t talk to you right now

B: Why

A: Because I don’t want to

6 years ago

Once in 6th grade I had to read a text in history class and when I saw “JC” I said “Jesus Christ or maybe Julius Caesar, I don’t know” and everyone stared at me and started laughing even the teacher


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3 years ago

literally my team in genshin

It Makes Them Look Better At Least

It makes them look better at least


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3 years ago

*lunch break with my class*

girl: hey it's so funny how we all have a role in this class :))

girl: *pointing to a guy* you're like our new dad, showing us around :)

girl: *pointing to another girl* you're always in a good mood and trying to cheer us up :)

girl: *pointing to me* you're our personal depressed junkie :)


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3 years ago

every time someone's interested in me it's some kind of toxic dependant manipulative bitch

and every time i'm interested in someone they send me mixed signals until i die in tears and confusion


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3 years ago

lost a few friends, found some real ones, shared a beer, got drunk, learned to know my friend, my crush said hi to me for once and i found out my drunk art is better than my usual art

maybe that’s what we call a great day


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4 years ago

getting closer to my ‘gray day’ and i keep pretending i’m ok when really i’m this close to burst into tears :’)

(’gray day’: posted a year ago)

3 years ago

my life was literally falling apart and then for no reason it just started getting much better in only a few days wtf

like.. i met a guy that’s being very kind to me and he sent me a meme saying i was cute, also my crush sent me something really useful for my exams and told me to take care, also for the first time in months i managed to work so i might get better grades and i’ve just been told that i’ll be able to study what i really want to study next year

i’m trying not to cry but i’ve been screaming for half an hour because i can’t believe this is truly happening omg

3 years ago

he’s taking care of me like no one ever did and i have no idea where this is going but i sure hope he does appreciate it as much as i do

6 years ago
Brighter Than Ever

Brighter than ever

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Lord of Palaye

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