Latest Posts by alexa-tdxxx - Page 6
This is how I feel whenever HxH forces me to look at this mans ass.
VOLUME WARNING
Not an analysis post, but I just want to share to you this part that I noticed when I re-watched Yorknew City arc.
Remember in episode 56 or something when they had to search for the scarlet eyes to track Kurapika?
Look at the whole troupe looking for it:
They're all working so hard and then there's that MF clown:
THIS MF CLOWN
This man. He's just standing over some wooden boxes and not even trying to look like he's searching for the scarlet eyes. Not even trying put in a millimeter ounce of effort.
And you know what else is crazy?
Do you see where he's facing towards? He's facing towards somewhere in the right-corner of the place.
And of course he's looking down. And do you know who is in the direction he's looking at?
Frickin' Machi.
This man decided to spend his time hovering over Machi. Scarlet eyes who? Only Machi.
I bet he was flirting and bothering her all throughout xD
No wonder Machi is so done with him and Phantom Troupe assigned Machi to him. If this is how Hisoka is, then oml it all makes sense.
Of course, they just gave up on making him do work. He's beyond saving
i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
Honestly? Mario jump
im SO glad i decided to watch the resident evil real time fandub
the entire ship: WHERE’S HISOKA
hisoka: damn this new one piece movie slaps
I was part of secretsamol for the first time this year, and got to draw Es and Lye hanging out for mr_marielda on twitter!
(if you're a collector of magic stuff and your friend has SO MANY of her weird eyelashes anyway...cant you have just one..?)
child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*
parent: gotta insult it
Smoke break 🚬
yo what up
꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀꧀
How do you play the Naughty dog Crash games and think Cortex is straight???
“He never got laid, but ever since highschool he was living with his male best friend, N.Brio”
how do you play any post naughty dog crash game and think yeah cortex is straight
[stands ominously in your hallway, my hands clasped together with a knowing smile]
the light only you can see
He’s like “you can TALK?!?
N. Tropy decided to commit vanish
Fooooooooood!!
These characters are a lot of fun to animate. (Storyboards by @kaleidraws)
Finally finished up that Balan Wonderworld animation from the other night while streaming with @kaleidraws tonight!
I’m so excited for this game. I’m so excited that Naka-san and Ohshima-san are working together again. What a team.
When Floofs Attack
the origins of the “what are you two FUCKING talking about??” meme is almost funnier then the meme itself
My good people, I give you: Amatonormativity.
Look at the pure sadness in Nina's face after her hands crashed and she crushed the bird out of her hand qAq
Okay can someone tell me
How this:
Turned to this?:
How Toys for Bob managed to make this mf so attractive-
In 2015, I compiled a list of innuendos spoken by the different characters in Crash Tag Team Racing. Here they are, though I’m certain now that it’s an incomplete list:
Coco (when clashing): “Hey, not so hard!”
Coco (when destroying an opponent vehicle): “This is why this girl likes big guns.”
Crunch (when starting a race): “Let’s… get… bizzay!”
Crunch (when destroying an opponent vehicle): “Call me daddy!”
Crunch (when picking up an item): “Mmm, lay some, sugah!”
Crunch (when running over a Park Drone): “Not even prison-pretty no more!”
N. Gin (talking to Crash): “Crash, you must point me in the direction of the nearest lavatory. MY ROCKET IS DRAINING!”
N. Gin (talking to Crash): “Crash! We must really stop meeting like this! I told you… only after 10PM… don’t call me here.”
N. Gin (talking to Crash): “Oi Crash! You… didn’t see me with that peacock feather, did you?”
N. Gin (when Crash attacks him): “Ow! That hurt! Thank you.”
N. Gin (when starting a race): “Okay, who thinks they’ve got the marbles?”
N. Gin (brushing against an opponent’s vehicle): “That hurt my colon so much!”
N. Gin (brushing against an opponent’s vehicle): “Ow, my chapped thighs!”
N. Gin (when his vehicle is destroyed): “NO! The sweet pain!”
N. Gin (when his vehicle is destroyed): “Oh, the sweet searing agony!”
N. Gin (when his vehicle is destroyed): “The delicious burning!”
N. Gin (when picking up an item): “Oh, the firm love of a fine Power Crystal.”
N. Gin (when winning a race): “More! Shoot more lovely weapons at me!”
N. Gin (during the credits): “Hey– what? Stephanie, I love you! You can touch me if you want… hee-hee-hee… please.”
Dr. Cortex (when attacked by Crash): “Nobody makes me bleed from there!”
Dr. Cortex (when attacked by Crash): “The pain! The sweet pain!”
Dr. Cortex (when starting his vehicle from a standstill): “Ladies react very favorable to that.”
Dr. Cortex (when starting his vehicle from a standstill): “Oh, I love that rumbling sensation!”
Dr. Cortex (when starting his vehicle from a standstill or passing an opponent vehicle): “Who’s your daddy?”
Dr. Cortex (when passing an opponent vehicle): “Ain’t my backside pretty?”
Dr. Cortex (picking up an item): “I’m hiding this Crystal in my special place.”
Dr. Cortex (picking up an item): “Begin quivering with excitement!”
Dr. Cortex (when brushing against an opponent): “Come back here and plow into me like a man!”
Dr. Cortex (when brushing against a wall): “¿Dónde están mis pantalones?” (Translation: Where are my pants?)
Dr. Cortex (when brushing against a wall): “Summon my proctologist!”
Dr. Cortex (when destroying an opponent vehicle): “It’s not my fault he sucks platypus eggs!”
Dr. Cortex (when hit by a weapon): “Fool! Watch where you’re aiming that thing!”
Dr. Cortex (when hit by a weapon): “I’d rather be the hammer than the nail.”
Dr. Cortex (when clashing): “Wow, that felt good!”
Dr. Cortex (when clashing): “Now move a little to the left… that’s better.”
Dr. Cortex (when clashing): “Not bad! We need to see each other more often.”
Dr. Cortex (when de-clashing): “And I’m spent.”
Dr. Cortex (when de-clashing): “Now tell me how my backside looks. Tell me!”
Dr. Cortex (when losing a race): “That’s just wrong in every sense of the word!”
Dr. Cortex (during the credits): “Hello, Michelle! Be seeing you later. Oh, and Michelle, say hi to JOE’s kids, Neo Andrew and Neo Nicole.”
Dr. Cortex (during the credits): “Mr. Plumbly, you really know how to shoot one pass the goalie! Wink wink, nudge nudge! Little Plumbly is proof of that.”
Dr. Cortex (during the credits): “Trevor would like to thank the Olsen Twins, whom he’s never met.”
Dr. Cortex (during the credits): “Hello, Corey’s wife, Laura. You dirty girl!”
Dr. Cortex (during the credits): “And Dwayne Shephard. Nobody says [insert long bleep here] with such authority.”
Nina Cortex (when de-clashing): “Was it good for you, too?”
Pasadena (when talking to Crash): “You gettin’ heat stroke, Crash? You need mouth to mouth or somethin’?”
Pasadena (when attacked by Crash): “Stop whoopin’ me~”
Von Clutch (when picking up an item): “Oh, I am tingling with delight! At least I think that’s delight.”
Von Clutch (when running over a Park Drone): “I know that shouldn’t feel good. But it does!”
Modern fandom went awry when people stopped learning how to avoid content that upsets them and instead starting actively seeking it out.
I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible, but babes you'll be so much happy when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.
You'll never be able to stop people from liking what you hate, and the best way you'll find any peace of mind is properly utilizing blocking, blacklisting, and muting tools. Take it from someone who used to run a shipping discourse blog, fandom is supposed to be what you enjoy, stop focusing on things that upset you.