I Don’t Want To Use The Same Pronouns All The Time, Because That’s Not Me. I Change A Lot. That’s

Alex is that you?!

Alex: This is my ex-boyfriend Magnus!

Magnus: You have got to stop introducing me like that

Magnus: I’m her husband.

Alex: I either want to kiss you or violently decapitate you.

Magnus: Do I get a choice?

Alex: No.

I love that the pjo fandom always talks abt Brason as being ‘the inanimate object ship’ when we have Jack x Riptide right here. Like we need to talk abt Jack simping for random swords.

I headcanon that Magnus is the type of guy to have the most godawful baby photos, like where he either looks possessed or scared or just like really cringey.

And Alex is the type of person with the most ICONIC baby photos. Like he/she would look like a diva in every single photo, like in those bomb looking kids sunglasses and flamboyant kids costumes.

Their baby photos would be polar opposites and I live for that. They're such a power couple.

Like I have a vision...

Can we talk about how hesitant Alex was to date Magnus. Because I know that she kissed him in the cold. And then he kissed Magnus at the hotel. But despite this they still didn’t want a relationship with him fully.

And the reason isn’t because she isn’t head over heels for his because she is. It’s because she still can’t trust people fully. Her life starts with emotionally abusive parents and stepmother who kick her out at 14 or so. Her only positive relationships we hear of before Valhalla are with her Grandfather who dies and her friend who commits su!c!de. The rest of her life is spent homeless without anyone to be there for her whilst having to deal with Loki. This is why she doesn’t want Magnus in her head and doesn’t want to share her emotions with people in the hammer of Thor. I just wanna give her a hug.

Magnus: I don’t think Alex likes me

Alex: *Stares at him constantly*

Alex: *Always called him nicknames*

Alex: *Sees his face in her memory*

Alex: *Is relieved when he’s alive*

Alex: *Snuggles up to him in the cold*

Magnus: Guess I’m just destined to be alone forever

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

Alex and Magnus both love the outdoors and hiking.

Imagine them going on a hike together

-They take forever bickering about which place to hike

-They end up climbing Ben Nevis

-Alex is super competitive 

-Magnus finds it cute

-Until Alex turns into a bear

-And climbs away at top speed

-Magnus is not impressed

-He uses Jack to help him

-Who just ends up taunting him

-They make it to the top

-It’s super romantic

-Until Magnus falls off

Alex: *visibly annoyed* fuck you Magnus!

Magnus: you would love that, wouldn’t you

Alex:

Magnus: I’m sorry, pls don’t decapitate me-