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Will he !?!?!?!?

All the daycare moms trying to piece together how Kazuki and Rei got together when they're a comedian and an oil baron:

Where is my husband!!!!

all of the seasoned stardew valley players starting a fresh, year 1 farm today for the 1.6 upgrade

Shane is a little protective of his aunt.

born to be richie tozier (loud, always laughing, thrives with other people, unapologetic yourself), forced to be eddie kaspbrak (worries too much, easily grossed out, full of rage, trapped in a cycle of familiarity even though it’s awful)

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Once when i was younger i ate a lego brick and went to my living room to inform my father who without hesitation or panic shoved two fingers down my throat, forced me to vomit the lego back up, then sent me to my room and we never addressed the situation again.

I like to imagine something similar happening on GCPDs rooftop.

Delighted at the thought of Bruce Wayne having to be an actual parent

having Batman as your dad is so cool (training, adventure, being treated like an equal) but people also forget that Batman is Bruce without the cowl, and Bruce is the kind of asshole who’ll watch you faceplant after a missed flip and go “hn….suboptimal.”

In my brain Elliot has major one sided beef with Shane but this whole time Shane has just thought he was matching his energy and now Shane thinks they are besties and Elliot wants him dead.

I know I’m way behind on the Scott Pilgrim show but was dressing that catty gay bitch when he’s 40 exactly like that other catty gay bitch when he’s 40 just a coincidence or what