Latest Posts by akotofu - Page 2
gamer boyfriend yells GODDAMNIT! from the other room and throws his headset and you walk in all what's wrong babe :( and he's playing a story-driven indie game
Even if you aren't a practicing Homestuck, remember that you're still culturally a Homestuck and you need to deal with how that clouds your view of the world.
Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You
favorite genre of posts
made an awesome sandwich its time to sit on a steel beam high above thecity skyline and eat it
u change ur discord icon and u can feel ur personality morphing
This might surprise you, but I do volunteer at a local daycare. It’s part of my work-release program, negotiated by my shark of a lawyer, Max. Turns out that all the other criminals had been accused of some kind of crime that directly disqualified them from working with children, but “doing burnouts for seven straight minutes in front of the police station until the tires exploded” is not one of those. So I help out the kids, and part of that help is repairing toys.
As any parent knows, children are hard on toys. There’s a couple reasons for this. One, toys are built to be cheap, because children are hard on toys. Two, a child’s interest in a toy doesn’t last very long until they’ve outgrown it. Three, kids fucking misuse the damn things all the time. Just last week I saw a pair of little boys pushing a toy truck down the sidewalk while making a “vroom, vroom” sound that clearly had too many revolutions-per-minute to be a lazy-cammed, big-bore Chevy V8. What, did they swap that shit with a Busso?
Anyway, one morning, the daycare supervisor presented me with a broken front-end-loader. A wheel had broken off it, and was nowhere to be seen. This one, unlike others, was licensed. Someone at the toy company decided the best way to add verisimilitude to the tiny plastic construction equipment was to call up Caterpillar and give them some money in order to use their logo. Just to be an asshole about it, I decided to also call up Caterpillar and ask if I could get a service tech to come out and fix it.
Here’s the thing about Caterpillar: if you tell them that you have a service contract, and then kind of mumble a bunch of numbers into the phone when asked about it, they send someone out to fix it. The next morning, a full-ton Ram showed up, towing a flatbed trailer. On that flatbed trailer? One single two-inch plastic tire, ratchet strapped down for safety. That technician did a pretty good job, although he got a little shirty with me when I pointed out that he didn’t bother to use a torque wrench on the little fake lugnuts.
C’mon, man, there are kids watching. You gotta set a good example.
about tags- if I understand how they work correctly, those are your all time top tags. best way to get rid of them just seems to be to have other tags with more stuff in them. knocks em off the board basically
thanks so much anon!!!!! okayokay this makes sense!!!! then ill start posting and tagging more often!
Crazy how…you could just be a regular guy at work…but you come home and have a kooky sense of humor and play the elite video games and listen to secret music
how do u change the fucking hashtags or whatevver in "posts a lot about" like bro.... I was a hp fan like. 5 years ago!!! i moved on!!!! im not cis! im not het! i vehemently dislike jkr!!!!! please! you're embarrassing me! i haven't posted about that fandom in YEARS and what's more!!! ive deleted those posts!!!!! let me live in peace!!!!
“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude
I don’t know anything about ace attorney
i dont "use" tumblr im just here
what im up to? yeah yeah ive been getting really into notepad lately. like the program notepad, on windows
sometimes instead of me blogging, a clone of me thats made of metal will blog instead
man i love fictional characters i really do. here's a fake little guy you can project real big emotions onto.
“Old gods are terrible to look at when they weep, all bloated like spoiled fish. One wonders if they ever understand that they have caused their own grief. When the seventh day came, the flood subsided from its slaughter like hair drawn slowly back from a tormented face.”
— from, The Epic of Gilgamesh
2019-09-02