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I believe that eret was time travel that forgot they were a time traveler
If eret is a time traveler that forgot then it would explain why foolish the immortal claims to know eret from along time ago while eret claims to not know what foolish is talking about
Eret is also known for there giant castle and both the other side and the in between are giant castles why is that connection related to the theory well if you remember it was said that the time travelers memory effects the appearance of the two worlds and since they both look like castles that means eret has been in castles during there adventures and so even though they forgot most of there memories they still have an attachment to castles
Another part of erets character that could be a holdover from there past as a time traveler is the museum and there mission to preserve and collect information about important events that have taken place on the Smp
I head cannon that ranboos parents are the other side and the in between personified and the reason they don’t get along is because there son went missing so they are divorced
thats also why they are so invested in Karl they are projecting onto him and are trying to keep him there to replace there son
that might explain why Karl has memory problems they are being taken on purpose
I would very much like that to be true because then there’s a chance there can be a happy ending for Karl were he helps them reconnect with there son and he and ranboo will get there memories back
I don’t think someone can be fire born at birth my theory is that passionate humans that die to lava in the nether come back like phoenix’s from ashes sapnap some how found himself in the nether and before bbh could find him he being a small baby fell into a lava puddle and died but came back as a fire born that’s why I believe that jack manifold is fire born it would be a good explanation for why he came back to life after dying to lava in the nether
I have a theory I think that the reason jack manifold managed to come back to life was because drista he like many others before him tried to escape the afterlife and drista being the dream Smp equivalent of the the devil is in charge of making sure people stay there so she went to stop him but before she could he shouted something about wanting to kill Tommy and drista who finds Tommy’s misfortune very entertaining decided to not only let him got but also helped get him there quicker by making it easier for him she loves watching jack and Nikki try to kill Tommy for her it’s like watching Tommy and jerry and team rocket
Just found out that bbh used to be called saints of games
and now he’s a demon
Fallen angel bbh my beloved !
In my au bbh is like ginger bread house the son of the candy witch
He loves to bake sweets but nobody wants to eat them because his heritage makes them scared to try any
One day Skeppy needed some pies for a prank he was going to pull so he went to bbh for help but didn’t tell bbh what he was going to use them for
So when the prank happened bbh was angry because he was lied to and was told that they would be eaten and enjoyed
Skeppy felt kinda guilty for how he hurt bbhs feelings so he made up for it like only Skeppy could
by impersonating someone and holding a baking contest then going back to bbh and convincing him to give Skeppy a second chance and getting him to make his specialty muffins
He entered the contest as someone else with bbhs muffins and won
Bbh was embarrassed and even more angry then before because he was fooled for a second time and Skeppy took the credit for bbhs hard work but then Skeppy did something that surprised bbh he told everyone the truth
Everyone loved his cooking so much that they forgot there fear bbh cried and from that day onwards he and Skeppy were inseparable best friends just like how they became friends irl
I think Karl would be the next Alice his mom returned home from her adventure and grew up then had a kid who was Karl
He grew up listening to his mother’s stories then when he he got older he fell down a hole and just like Alice found himself in a magical world and rolled with it
Everyone thinks he’s weird because he doesn’t know about stuff that’s common knowledge
His mother never told him she was Alice so he thinks he doesn’t have a destiny because of that he is very secretive and he try’s to hide it from everyone because he thinks that if he were ever to be found out he would be expelled
In his free time and during weekends he disappears for long stretches of time so that he could look for ways back to his home
The reason why he writes everything down is because when he finds a way home he wants to remember his friends and have something other then his memory as proof of everything he’s experienced
If he knew he had a destiny he would be eager to fulfill it and take it very seriously he would be a royal but because he doesn’t know and is an out side observer he sees how messed up the system is
When he finds out about his mom being Alice and that he has a destiny he would be like Maddie someone that likes the destiny they have but believes everyone should get to choose if they follow there destiny or not
I head cannon that Tommy has yellow wings like a baby chicks and as he grows into an adult his wings will turn white
There’s not much to headcannon about when it comes to which houses they would be sorted into because they already told us what they wanted there houses be
Patton is a hufflepuff
Logan is ravenclaw
Roman is gryffindor
And Virgil is the reason I made this post I headcannon that in a hogwarts setting he would be a squib maybe a groundskeeper in training that’s why he feels out of place and why he is so insecure
White Connie would be more like her mother Instead of giving Steven patient advice she would give strict lectures
like in the show she would come to understand her mom more but in the cannon of the show she does that by putting herself in her moms shoes and piecing together her reasons for being a strict mom but white Connie would not have to imagine being in her shoes because white Steven would have a big head and be very out of touch she would be more authoritative and blunt instead of being gentle and carful with her words like a mom she would be straightforward like a teacher
In the beginning she would have Steven control her so he can handle the stressful introductions and making the friends she would quickly see the problems with that plan and try to make friends on her own
The relationship between Connie and Steven would be a lot more rocky they would have problems with an uneven power balance Connie would treat Steven like a child that needed to be watched and Steven would be more possessive
Steven would underestimate Connie because she is human he would try to keep her safe and as far away from gem stuff as possible It would be like full disclosure but he would actually go through with it because of that Connie would not be an awesome sword fighter instead she would be a detective type in the show she was already very inquisitive an example of how that would contribute to her role in the plot would be the time she and Steven went to the library to find out about the palaquin as the story progressed she would grow suspicious of Steven and focus on that skill and use her intelligence to find out what Steven was hiding and when she found out she would be the strategist basically instead of liking fantasy adventure books she would like detective mysteries
Do to Steven being more distant and the lesson she learned early on by being controlled to make friends ending with her learning that the best way to make friends is to be your self and put your self out there she would have more friends and be more comfortable in social situations white Steven would be jealous
Later in the show Steven would let the power go to his head and as a result stat to abuse his power and Connie would be the one to set him straight with the power of words
Instead Of a sword she would use words like the speech she gave to the crystal temps or the amazing lecture she gave in the final episode of future this Steven would not be good at speeches so that would be her thing
Connie would be very manipulative in the show she is a good psychoanalysis here she would also have experience dealing with Steven and be more confident and have more practice with social interactions
she would be the diplomat slash psychologist just like Steven was in the the show
When she got a job she would be either a psychologist at a hospital working with doctors like her mom or a detective that works with police and security guards like her dad
I imagine he would be a rich ex king when he was young he and techno new each other he was sweet and kind and techno was working in the castle as a gardener or something squid got very interested in techno because he didn’t respect him like all the other people that worked for his family and so he had someone teach techno how to sword fight he would regret that decision when his parents died and he was made king he changed during that time and became a huge brat he was a teenager who’s parents died and had the responsibility of running a kingdom thrust upon him the power went to his head and techno watched as this kid he had known got slowly turned into a power hungry and sadistic tyrant that experience was what turned techno into the anarchist we see to day he started a revolution and was going to dethrone squid but before that could happen squid found out he took as much of his valuables as he could and fled that was the first government techno abolished and squid has spent all the time they have been apart stewing and nursing a grudge he has come back for revenge and will use all the wealth power and influence he has left to hire people to go and kill techno
On a different note he is still rich and has very expensive taste he hears suits not just because he likes to show of his wealth but also because he is very short and looks very young because of his appearance he is mistaken for a child and gets made fun of for that so he try’s to look and act very mature
Mumza is red eyed with purple fur and dark brown curly hair and is an Alicorn
Phil his eyes are blue is fur is green his long hair is straight yellow he is a Pegasus (I think his name would be old oak)
Tommy has blue eyes his fur is red and his short hair is yellow he is a Pegasus
Wilbur’s eyes are red his hair is long curly brown and his fur is either purple or yellow he is a unicorn
Technos eyes are red and his hair is dark pink with light pink fur he is an earth pony or Alicorn his talent would be something to do with farming
Tubbo has blue eyes and green fur his hair is short brown and his name would be busy bee
Ranboo would be like pip but instead of brown and white he is black and white his name would be peekaboo and when he and tubbo get married like when mis cake changed her name when she got married busy bee would change his name to bugaboo
Pink diamond is the only one too have a cannon endearing nickname starlight
Blue diamonds s nickname would be moon beam
Yellow diamonds nickname would be sunshine
And Stevens nickname would be sweet heart because he is organic
We already know that that pink diamond used a shield to fight because she didn’t like fighting and because she’s defensive
I think Yellow would have gauntlets because she is fast and likes to get up close and personal she would channel lightning through them like two tasers
Blue would use a long distance bow she would make arrows out of her emotional aura it would allow her to increase her range and be more precise
White would use a fashionable intricate and intimidating hand fan she would use it to block and throw like pinks shield except hers is only for show
Pink is the oblivious youngest child that is a bit of a brat but also insightful
Blue is the crybaby child that is it low key spiteful and extremely needy
Yellow is the obedient child that chides the others when they break the rules
White is the bossy oldest child that thinks they know more than the others
Human rose would be a veterinarian that does gardening and dancing as a hobby
she met pearl in ballet class as kids
she comes from a family of very talented notable and rich doctors that own multiple hospitals get it doctors sounds like dictators
Her family thought that she was to childish emphatic and careless to be a good doctor they wouldn’t pay for her to go to collage
she ran away got fat dyed her hair and started a rock band get it rock
the money she made being the lead singer of the crystal gems went into her degree
her family hates the crystal gems
Greg is a fan that wants to join the band
Each spinel has a different way to make there diamond happy
Yelllow diamond has been shown to love dark humor and sarcasm so yellow spinel is a comedian that focuses on those types of humor she is a part timer and only performs at predetermined time slots
Blue diamond is emotional her spinel is a therapist or a diary since diamonds are perfect they don’t react well to being criticized and on homeworld change is discouraged so blue spinel is there to let blue vent not to give her advise
White spinel is a fan girl and a yes man her purpose is to praise whites every action and since white is a perfectionist she has high standards because of that her spinel is a ball of nerves and puts on a mask
Pink spinel from cannon was meant to be a playmate she plays physical games like tag and red light green light and juggling she is also more clingy none of the other spinels would ever dream of touching there diamonds but she does
I headcannon that lev has autism witch is why he has a hard time reading others and understanding how his word affects others
He also has adhd and takes meds
I think that the reason he and alisa are so close is because they bond by watching tv together they watch America next top model and project runway witch is why they grow up to be models
They also watch dating shows like the batchler witch I why alisa Is a hopeless romantic
I think that the Haibas are Jewish and lev has a jewfro that he spends a long time in the morning to gel down
Lev understands Russian he just can’t speak it
The reason lev gets along so well with shibayama is because he’s so similar to alisa
Lev is scared of dogs and allergic to shrimp
I think that lev and alisa would love to watch next top model and project runway together that’s why there so close maybe he would make his own clothes because nothing in the store fit him I think the hiabas areJewish
Because I am in no way prepared for the outcome of the Nekoma vs Fukurodani match, I’ve decided to distract myself with some cutsie headcannons for hobbies the boys from Nekoma have.
Kozume Kenma of course has his video games, and if he looks away from the game when you’re talking that means he considers you important, you should feel very very special.
Kurro Tetsuro scrapbooks. His mom got him into it when he was younger and how he can’t stop. He has whole albums of weird scrapbooks all over his house. He started a volleyball one and is constantly taking pictures of the team and trying to pick out construction paper backgrounds that match each person’s personality. Kenma thinks he’s a nerd.
Yaku Morisuke is a coupon-er. He has thousands upon thousands of coupons for anythign and everything. If they go out one night after practice he will without a doubt have a coupon for whatever it is they’re eating and he will use it. Savings King.
Haiba Lev plays the piano. He’s actually very good, his sister taught him when he was little, and he plays whenever he can. Durring practice, when he’s on the bench, he’ll move his fingers across his knees like he’s playing unconsciously.
Yamamoto Taketora is into Do It Yourself books. He brings one to practice every day and says that he can totally build whatever it is and bitches about other builder’s workmanship. He actually built nice new shelves for the locker room and brings it up all the time.
Kai Nobuyuki is amazing at calligraphy. He never took lessons or anything he’s just naturally skilled at it. The coach leaves him in charge of making any posters they need and Kurro makes him write fake love letters for Tora.
Fukunaga Shohei knits. A lot. Whenever they’re on a long bus ride or at training camp he will knit. The others like to tease him and make fun of him, except Kenma who doesn’t care. He made Kenma fuzzy socks since his feet are unnaturally cold. Everyone else is jealous.
Inuoka So can juggle. His record is eight items and he likes to show off all the time. Tora likes to throw in an extra item just to make him freak out and drop everything on his head.
Shibayama Yuki does magic tricks. He can do a lot of them, and he always shows off at training camp in front of the other team. He once set fire to Lev, his eager assistant.
I don’t want Fukurodani or Nekoma to lose. Can’t they both win and live happily ever after? Please!
I like this
YakuLev Week Day 6: hurt/comfort