I Am A

AU where some xerxes ruins get found by people before Plot and hohenheim walks into an obscure museum exhibit on the lost country of xerxes with new archaeological finds from a desert expedition and appears to mutter to himself for ages wandering around the hall before going "excuse me miss. you found my friend's favorite vase but appear to have put it together wrong"

i would add to this but frankly it is already perfection. van walking relic hohenheim politely puts his hand up at the back of the guided tour like "i fully understand how you ended up interpreting it this way but actually you've got the market on the wrong side of town. i can draw a map?" he adds like that's even the main problem here. security is uncertain what to do about him. as is the poor hapless research team, who are torn between potentially having a primary source to cite at the risk of the entire field calling them frauds

IT SOUNDS LIKE A SHIT POST

this dub is hilarious.

Wip,

I'm trying to remember to actually post things here

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

THERE ISNT EVEN A USERNAME THERE ANYMORE WH?????

I used to be intimidated by you but eventually I realized you’re not special. You’re just like the rest of us.

I could cast so many spells on you

snow 😊❄️

Sketches of my boys :)

Ineedmoreofthis

i like to think that these two would get along if not for the circumstances