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An ask and an offer…
The ask:
Hi everybody! I’m posting this because my dear cousin needs some financial support. Her husband Terry was just diagnosed with a terminal illness. If you feel it in your heart, please give if you’re able. Rosemary has been a great influence my whole life and is a very giving and caring person.
The offer:
To any of you that gives $40 or more, I will write a personal song about you, at least 30 seconds in length, and about almost anything you want. The more you give, the better (and probably longer) the song! Then I’ll post a video of me playing and singing your song right here on Instagram/Facebook. All songs will be original and different!
Also you can request the song be sung with or without Starburns on my face. That’s right! I’m whoring myself out, but for a good cause.
This is a great chance to have me answer any questions you have about #moralorel#nbccommunity#mrshowwithbobanddavid or any of the other shows I’ve worked on. And I’ll answer in song! With rhymes and everything! DM me your requests.
All you have to do is follow the gofundme link, give $40 or more. EDIT: no need to send proof! I’ll see your name.
This offer starts now and ends next Monday, April 14th 5pm EST when I go back from taking my weeklong break and start rewriting the first draft of the Moral Orel movie (the only questions I won’t answer because I want the movie to be a fun surprise).
I will start posting songs sometime this Thursday.
So act now and help and have fun all at the same time!
Love, Dino
P.S. link in bio now!"
AHEAM- men need MEN. Smh
PET HIM!!!! YIPPE!!
OW….THIS…THIS IS VERY TRUE….GET THE ALIEN BLUES YALL BUST IT OUT-
People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness
"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally
I think he would have his biggest catch as his profile picture (I wrote Arthur instead of clay ignore it. Or maybe I intended to do that. Whichever is funnier.)
SUDDJDIJDJSSJSJSSAAASSJJSSSHSSASUDJDFUFUUCUFCUUFUFFIIDDS- AMAZING 10/10 JOYOUS DUJSSUJCUCUDJDXJUDUDUFF IM HITTING MY HEAD AGAINSY A WALL RN USUSUSHSDHDUDYDYDYYFYF AAAAAAA
can you draw the revs? preferably with a squishy dad bod pls
i think i might know who this is from...
but what the hell, sure.
SOMBODY COME GIT’ERRRRRRR SHES DANCIN LIKE A STREEEEPER-
twink
this but puttyorel….i need guilty putty so bad- i might call upon the holy one…@yolkchild
dadson but the dad keeps repeating "i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so sorry" , tears rolling down his eyes while gripping his son's thighs harder ... bonus points if the son asks him if he REALLY is sorry.
( ꩜///꩜;)
uhmmm….principal Daley doing very very very not good things Orel in detention- better yet….mayhaps….Tommy littler and Joe dom the fuck out of fakey??? After fakey starts creeping on them in detention????? Hear me out immoral orals….hear me out….?
F/o who always remembers your safe word when you’re having sex. F/o who enjoys your crazy roleplay scenarios. F/o who indulges your desires, even if they’re embarrassing or unconventional
pro-harassment dni & you all deserve uncomfortably cold showers xx :)
IIIII HAD TO SEE THIS AND SO DO YOU-
Ski-skibibibi skibidiidii daniellleeeee
OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY SO FORE!?!! FIRE. DHDGSEXXIRXIDUEXRXUEEXEUXUEXCRU- I FUCKING CANT. ITS SO PEAK. IT FITS SO WELL- RIP OREL YOU WOULDVE LOVED BEING EMO
reminding the world about my moral orel animatic because I'm mentally ill like that
Bloberta immediately after marrying Clay
-Sent by anon
that one episode of moral orel when orel found out that clay was the mayor of moralton
imagine you and your f/o baking sweets together! laughter fills the air as flour is everywhere, while there is the dulcet scent of treats wafting throughout the kitchen . . . 🧁🍰
Certified creature
best butch ever
H A M M E R
this….this could be clay/arthur puppington……aayhxhsdxucyuxxuyccy
dad who’s really frustrated over his wife, ex-wife, whatever she is now. so much so that every interaction with his sweet little son makes him feel great. better than great, excited. dad that rushes into his son’s room after an argument, only for all his anger to melt away in the sight of his darling kiddo.
his kiddo is so nice, asking his dad to sit with him and brushes a hand through his hair to ask if there’s anything he can possibly do to help his dad go through it. “no, kiddo” he says before trailing off to look at what you were doing on your phone before he came in “..nothing that won’t end up with you hurt, baby”
his son grins before following his gaze and immediately goes to hide the phone prior to getting interrupted by his dad taking it. he realises kid’s been arguing with his ex-wife behind his back, defending his precious dad. then realises further that you were causing the arguments on purpose.
dad who tosses the phone to the side to agree that, “yeah, kid, you do have something you can help me with” only to repeat “explain yourself” over and over as he facefucks his mouthy little kiddo. taking out his anger on a fallen angel of a child is like no other <3
ofc i’ll defend dad <3 iv always been a daddy’s boy ☺️
love love love thjs nnhhgghjsjkjh.
Idk there's something really sweet to me about fix-it writers. Like, me and you- maybe we couldnt make it this time, but in another universe, a million people saw the pain of our story and are writing us a happy ending, giving us the chance we never had
unknown forces compelled me to draw this
a wonderful ao3 author note
AO3 IS DOWN NOOOOOOOO (<- person who knew it would happen cuz the site issued a warning a full day beforehand)
Our Lover (Ao3) is away at war (down for maintenance) and We don't know when they'll return (it's scheduled for about 3 hours)
Googly eyed mother fucker
C’mon, be serious
debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out
When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written