314immortaldonkeys

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hermit may day 4: favourite alt hermit, farmer queen

@hermitadaymay

Deep fried goldfish

MAKE THE BURGER

bun

some outfit swaps!

technically a late one for D9 of hermit a day may :'D

A for fun gem drawing

Cots

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

If you aren’t a part of this fandom, you’re definitely missing out (on pain and heartbreak)

Please I want to nom on your art to just looks so squishy

pearliepop!!!

Joe hills with his real hair is now actually just pearl in disguise

Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

I love you fish

I love long showers, I love forehead kisses, I love groceries

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

The fact that i went

Shit that’s me it’s calling out

Then

Wait no I’m a lesbian I don’t have a type in guys

/neutral

"are they lovers?" worse, they're sherlock and watson variants.

Finally got a photo of that face Pearl makes during her stream this morning and honestly I think it’s the best thing ever, so much potential

Just a redraw of my Pearl stamp from last February to test acrylic markers

some screenshot redraws from the outreach!

pearl :D

Gempearlies. 🌸

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a gay man in possession of dark hair, must be in want of a fair-haired partner.

Can I eat your art style

pearlescent moon

It’s crazy to me that people read Sherlock Holmes’ obsession with Irene Adler as romantic when it is so clearly the same kind of obsession that gay men have for Lady Gaga

I love being home alone because I just made myself two pieces of cinnamon sugar toast for breakfast then sat at the table for 30 minutes before getting up and making two pieces of Nutella toast for lunch

Btw if anyone else wants to write this and gift it to me I’m Trashpanda8376 on ao3 I would love to read it

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

That’s honestly so funny I love it

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

Oh my god that was quick let me read it real fast

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

"Are you still gay?"

Nah man, I couldn't pay my gay subscription last month and they cut me off

i love sappho :3

"γλύκηα μᾶτερ, οὔτοι δύναμαι κρέκην τὸν ἴστονπόθῳ δάμεισα παῖδος βραδίναν δι᾽ Ἀφροδίταν"

- sappho

"sweet mother, I cannot weave — slender aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl" (accurate translation by diane rayor)

"no mom, I can't knit, I'm gay!" (very loose translation by me)

A double life Pearl doodle? Storyboard? Song art???